5.11.11
Tent City at St Paul's
I went to see and to take photos: I did both.
My reaction is that we are just too soft on these people by leaving them there. On the other hand some of what they say is right: not Mr Tie Dye, however!
When I was prevented from flying to Bangkok from Singapore because of the Red Shirt sit in there three years ago, I asked a taxi driver in Singapore what he thought about that sit: he replied, we would find them work.
These squatters would say that's the point, there is no work ... but listen carefully, the taxi driver said WORK not a job.
On the other hand, I believe these people are in the wrong place. They've been bought off by a donation from Barclays. Lots of city types have donated small sums of cash to the squatters too. Go and squat where the capitalists work or live, not outside a church. I understand your marketing strategy of course!
Where is the anger over torture of Afghans by Afghans? Why are they not squatting outside the Zimbabwe Embassy over the crimes against humanity perpetrated there? How about finding their way to helping the flooded of Thailand Mr Tie Dye?
Go and squat in Shar E Naw and argue with the Taliban and try to give hope to Afghanistan.
What about the tens of thousands of pensioners in Georgia who had half of their pensions stolen month after month? They needed your help too.
As my Maths teacher used to say: RAWW: right answer, wrong workings!!
DW
2.11.11
Middle Age Creaks!
That is, holding my arm in a fixed position for extended periods as I read and responded to emails and texts ... and too old not to suffer without having limbered up first!
I realised the problem and set about getting rid of it: job done!
The older we get the more we need to think about moving, not moving ... we DO suffer such creaks!
The other night I woke with terrible chest pains: middle the night, dying time! I realised I was sleeping on TWO pillows. I NEVER sleep on two pillows and my body was adjusting to something new!
Get ready old dears!
DW
22.10.11
Photographer Recognition!
Here it is: http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9621000/9621273.stm
My photo is photo number seven: you will see my name on it!
Here is the real thing too:
21.10.11
Lardless
DW
16.10.11
Getting Going ...
Yesterday was the normal day two: largely inactive catching up on things, cooking and not getting stressed.
Today, Sunday, I have decided I will be active: I need some shelves in my office and last night I decided to take apart the bed/chair that I built a few years ago and convert the word into shelves. Good wood, will look good. I will tidy up the small shelves that are already in the office.
I will be happy to be active and there is an article I have started to write: learning/teaching in Kabul, what we did to improve the educational experience of Afghan students in the areas of Accounting, Management and ICT. Worth waiting for!
DW
15.10.11
Are you Kidding?
I got home from Dubai early this morning and after pottering about for a while, went to bed to catch up on some sleep. At 1:30 pm the phone rang: at the other end was someone who introduced himself as representing an organisation which would save me money on all sorts of things. I listened politely as I was genuinely interested.
After a while this man asked me for my credit card details but I said I won’t give him them. So he said, give me your bank account details and we won’t take anything for a week: I said I never do that over the phone.
When he got the message that I would not be ready to hand over all of my banking details nem con, he just put the phone down on me!
I am sure this person will convince many people to hand over their cash but I won’t go on their list.
DW
10.10.11
The Will Self Challenge ANOTHER Update
I have finally got round to writing to Mr Self today and I have asked him how his job creation plans are going, vitally needed as they are at this time in the UK's business and economic cycle.
Should Self deign to reply I will post his responses here.
UPDATE as at 14th October 2011: no response so far. I'll remind him later!
UPDATE as at 20th October 2011:. I wrote again to Self following a rant of his on Radio 4 on Sunday morning but no reply. I'll give him one more chance and then think of another tack if that fails.
UPDATE as at 10th November 2011: I have written twice since I last reported back here and this shameless man will not put his money where his mouth is. He brazenly told the British people that he could provide many more jobs for £9 billion than the 2012 Olympic organisation can but he will not develop it further when someone calls his bluff. What a chancer and thank God I have never bought any of his publications so he is not getting fat or buying his fags and wine on my money.
DW
Come off it Dr Fox
9.10.11
The Perils of Sitting TOO Still
Welcome to my iPad 2
27.9.11
To Sleep, Perchance to Sleep far too long!
Got home around 9:30 am yesterday after my Far East Holiday and pottered about with coffee, unpacking, emails etc and then had something to eat.
At around 1 pm I went to bed for a LIE DOWN ... 10 hours later, I woke up! Doh! I normally sleep for 2 - 3 - 4 hours on return but 10 hours? Never done that before.
So, I have been awake since 11 pm. The good part is that I finished The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest: book three of the fantastic Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson.
At 5 am I will go to the supermarket! Never done that before either … shopping so early!!
DW
8.9.11
Tip for Travellers
If you decide to have a bowl of cereal for breakfast do NOT spill milk down your shirt and trousers at the very beginning of your journey.
DW
30.8.11
I might be Interested but it has to be a two way Street!
Normally, I sit on aeroplanes and keep myself to myself. Sometimes I have sat next to old people, especially, who seem to be a bit befuddled and I might talk to them. If someone talks to me, I will reply.
So, this chap told me about his trip, he listened politely to some of what I said in return but once he was satisfied that I knew about his son and their trip to Indonesia, he got his book out and started reading!
That's FYI, people!
DW
29.8.11
Red Bean and Vegetable Stew
Every now and then I come across or even create some excellent food: this dish is one of those moments. Try it, adapt it as you wish and then enjoy it … no meat, no fuss, very little cost!
Ingredients
- 1 medium sized onion, halved then sliced
- two medium sized carrots, sliced
- 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
- 6 - 8 button mushrooms, sliced or chopped or left whole
- can of chopped tomatoes (optional)
- two medium sized potatoes, each cut into 8 - 10 pieces
- can of red kidney beans
- tomato paste/puree
- seasoning
- oil for frying
Method
heat the oil to medium heat and throw in the garlic: allow them to cook for a few seconds to release their flavour and then add the onions and carrots. let these cook until the onions are soft and see through
add mushrooms and potatoes, stir and cook for a further few minutes, to heat the potatoes through a little
add two heaped teaspoons of tomato paste and the entire can of beans, juices included
then quickly add the entire can of chopped tomatoes with additional boiling water if needed OR boiling water, to cover all of the ingredients then bring the pan to the boil*
put a lid on your pan/pot now and reduce the temperature to low to cook the stew on simmer for as long as it takes to cook the potatoes at which point the stew is ready
season to taste
*at this stage and as an alternative, you could put the stew in the oven on medium heat to cook the potatoes if you wish and that will enhance the flavour but extend the cooking time
This stew takes 15 minutes or so to prepare and about the same to cook, on the hob, longer in the oven. The stew is a meal in itself and will serve 2 - 4 people depending on which meal of the day and appetites. Crusty buttered bread goes well with it!
DW
26.8.11
Cricket: the definition
Friend (female, not British): There's a team, a big stick and a ball. That's it!
Me: I see.
Isn't that the simplest definition of cricket you have ever seen?
DW
25.8.11
How to Make Chips ... PROPERLY
However, Simon ... he's from Bury and called Simon can you believe ... extolled the virtues of double fried chips. My response to that? Tosh, utter tosh! Jack Locke would be turning in his grave if ever he heard that people said the perfect chip is the double fried chip.
Here is the ONLY way to make perfect chips, with or without a chip pan or deep fat fryer. Prepare the chips in the way you prefer (thin, thick, peeled or unpeeled ...) and bring your chosen fat to the correct temperature. Bring the fat back to the correct temperature as it WILL have cooled as the chips have been added. NOW, immediately reduce the temperature to low and cook the chips until they become soft, i.e. cooked. THEN turn the temperature high again and the fat will bubble with joy. Cook now until the chips are as brown and crisp as YOU like them. Bear in mind that the chips will turn brown very quickly so be careful not to overcook them.
THIS will give you perfect chips!
That's not to say that double fried chips aren't any good, maybe they are; but my method, culled from standing in the queue in Locke's chip shop as a child and watching how Jack made the perfect chip shop chip, is the ONLY way. I would guess that no chip shop worth its salt ever double fries its chips! Well, maybe that nancy cook from Yorkshire's granny did!
DW
17.8.11
Ironing: the laws
Here are some laws of ironing that I know everyone knows but maybe they haven’t been shared until now:
1 The crease that you accidentally iron in the wrong place will never come out
a) until the next time the garment is washed if it is a minor item of clothing
b) if the garment and the place on the garment where the crease is made is of strategic significance
2 The crease that you deliberately iron into a sleeve or a trouser leg is volatile and can be removed in a simple hiss of steam and will drop out almost immediately the garment is worn
3 The amount of water needed to complete your ironing with a standard (ie not travelling) steam iron is governed by the irritability law of ironing
wn = 0.25l + 1.35KgC
where:
wn = water needed
l = litre
KgC = litres per kilogrammes of clothes to be ironed
4 The temperature setting on an iron can be left at … for all things worn by males
5 The temperature setting on an iron is infinitely variable for all things worn by females
6 The corollary of rule 5 is that no male can ever understand and effectively apply rule 5
7 The amount of training required to iron clothes properly is in inverse proportion to the amount of training actually received.
I am sure there are many more of these laws and would love to hear them!
DW
12.8.11
Submerged … and under water too!
I heard this on the radio this morning:
they … submerged speakers … actually under the water
Midge Ure
Radio 4 at 11:31 am
11th August 2011
The Art of Water Music
DW
8.8.11
Too old to complain?
I need to write about this and send it to the BBC but if I did they would reply and tell me that I am too old and that they are aiming at a younger audience.
Fine!
Anyway, I just watched a “comedy” programme from the BBC on my laptop and the compere introduced each “act” by saying, “Give it up for X …” I know and you know that no one knows what on earth it means to give it up for someone or something. So,
Dear BBC … let’s have people speaking English on the BBC please.
In fact, I think I’ll start an ePetititon for that.
DW
If you enjoy a rant … have a ruddy good go!
I seem to remember that Gordon Brown got involved in this big society idea; and of course fell foul of it.
They’ve done it again and it’s a winner in my opinion. Take yourself along to this web site: http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk and click on view all petitions then start reading.
As I am reading down the list, sad to say that many of the petitions have earned just one vote. You start a debate on a matter of importance to you and you vote for it. You then wait for 99,999++ other people to agree with you at which point your idea MIGHT attract some parliamentary interest.
Of course I am reading them to see what kind of rants are getting through. Here’s an entertaining one entitled Reduce number of anti social 4x4s, started by Alex Gordon and you’ve only got until 7th August 2012 to vote for it or it will die, presumably. I won’t do any canvassing on the 4x4 rant but Gordon has a three point plan to do with 4x4s. For example, “3. Permit local councils to dictate all 4x4s registered in their area to be painted vibrant colours (eg bright pink) with slogans (eg I can’t help being selfish, sorry) and to ban very dark windows.”
Now’s your chance to get involved.
DW
7.8.11
Gone for a Walk!
So, on Friday, I trusted the weather forecast and set off from home to walk to Ogden Water in Halifax. The weather was pretty good but even though it's early August, I did the right thing to wear a pullover and shirt as well as taking a coat with me.
I made a mistake by not checking my camera battery the night before: I had charged the battery over the weekend so was completely surprised to find the battery totally drained as I tried to take my first photo!
After that, I had an ordnance survey map with me and referred to it frequently: good practice and good safety I'd say. As a second safety device, I checked that my phone was working from time to time ... and it wasn't always working! There are black spots in phone coverage. However, the only black spot I found was at Ogden Water itself; and there were other people there!! So no damage done.
I spent a total of four hours on the hoof altogether and was absolutely warn out by the time I got home at 3 pm.
I had a long hot shower as soon as I got in as I was dripping in sweat: really, my shirt and pullover were drenched! I lay on the bed after the shower and fell asleep. A good day but there are so many hills and the terrain can be rough that the work was hard!
I was dreading Saturday but my legs had stood up well (pun intended!) and I walked to the supermarket and back and while I am no longer a whippet like young chap, it went well.
Today, Sunday, I can walk up and down stairs without dragging myself with the aid of the bannister!
I want to take another walk today but it is persistently tipping it down!
Remember, I couldn't use my good camera but my phone camera did quite well ...
You'll find many more photos and a video on my Facebook page ... why not hurtle over there now?
DW
24.7.11
So that's where it went ...
That's a top tip.
DW
22.7.11
Witchcraft or is it that Steve Jobs knows what he’s doing?
So I bought a MacBook Pro and all is well. I have yet to learn all of its ins and outs but it starts quickly, comes out of hibernation quickly, opens software quickly. Macs update software in a tidy and orderly manner …
Following on from my Windows mayhem of the other day, I bought, downloaded and installed OS Lion for the Mac last night and it worked. The file is a monstrous 3.5 Gb but i let it download and once it had, it took 40 minutes or so to install and reboot … ready for action.
The promised features are installed and they work. Instantly available la la la.
Some of the features, such as moving between pages and files and software by sliding … truly beautiful!
We used to have the blue screen of death with Windows. Windows XP seemed to get rid of it. I am getting more and more and more blue wheels of death now with Vista and Windows 7. Blue wheel and Not Responding messages. Tired of them.
So far Jobs 10 v Gates 0
DW
21.7.11
You think I’d Learn!
Following on from my previous post, I volunteered for the self inflicted wound of accepting an invitation to install Internet Explorer 9. Why did I think that would be any good?
I started using it and found that I was chopped off from Facebook every two or three minutes. I thought, hmm, poor connection.
After a gap of a couple of hours, I logged on again to Facebook and was cast out yet again so I put two and two together and closed IE9 probably never to open it again. I can’t remember the details but I had a similar experience when IE8 was now and I rarely used that too.
We now know that there’s only one way that Bill Gates III got to be so wealthy don’t we?
DW
20.7.11
Gatesed AGAIN!
My limp wristed HP laptop has been in storage since April but had to be dragged into service this week. I have spent the week in Saudi Arabia, back on the road; and needed to use and demonstrate Excel 2007 … installed on the HP laptop.
Here’s the truth: when one leaves a laptop in storage for four months, there are many, many, many updates to download once the thing is revived. This week I have been caught out to the nth degree. Monday was bad but today was the worst.
On Monday I downloaded and installed some Windows nonsense and the thing ran slower than a very slow thing … spreadsheets had their buttons all grey … I overcame all of that. Then Wednesday, today: i knew last night that I had downloaded and started to install some more Windows nonsense last night. This morning, I started the computer at 5:45 am … yes FIVE 45 am: I had things to do. An hour and a half later, having not been able to do any work, I thought my worries were over. Remember, I had things to do … I hadn’t been able to do them.
Because I wasn’t able to do my work, I was caught short initially but being cool and suave I overcame all obstacles.
The moral of this story: buy a Mac!
DW
2.7.11
Torchwood and Top Gear
Torchwood … now what is that all about?
I get the impression it’s a very popular programme on British television. I have seen one episode on BBC World and some trailers and documentaries telling us how the special effects work. In my opinion it’s probably only second to Top Gear in its crassness.
Tell me you disagree but it’s pretty amateur to me.
Top Gear! Today I happened to see that long haired girl flying a barrage balloon with a caravan strapped to it. It was flying out of control and when it floated across Norwich Airport’s live runways and air space I felt the time had come to close that stupid programme. As the girly presenter was imploring them not to scramble the police helicopter, he crashed into a wood and the shame of it is that he wasn’t even hurt a little bit.
Call it nonsense entertainment with cars and a girly presenter, a small unfunny man and Jeremy “Jemima Puddleduck” Clarkson the utterly untalented and that’s fine. To pretend that Top Gear is anything else is an insult.
DW
26.6.11
Air Con: give it a swerve
Following that bad touch of bronchitis I had at the start of this year, brought on by thinking having a room heater on 24 hours a day was a good idea, I said to myself … never again.
It’s hot here now so I put the air conditioning unit on for just five or so minutes a time three or four times a day. Guess what? I’ve got the sniffles!
First time I switched it on, a load of fine dust came flying out. Since then, no dust and I really have had the thing on for no more than five minutes or so.
These things are so unhealthy and should be avoided at all costs. However, I am fighting the sniffles.
DW
24.6.11
Moscow Snippets
The trouble with Facebook is that it is keeping me away from here. I am posting photos there and bits of what I am up to. The photos: well, I wouldn’t post so many here anyway.
I recently spent a fantastic week in Moscow and have uploaded a lot of photos to Facebook. Here are just a few with a tiny commentary.
Firstly, my favourite painting from the Tretyakovsky Gallery
This is a portrait of VA Perovsky and I love his individuality. If you go to the gallery, just compare this portrait with the portraits of just about everyone else there!
Also from the Tretyakovsky Gallery but I was tired by this time so I took long range photos as I sat on a bench and zoomed in using the camera. Lazy way but smart and not an especially important painting!
Statue of Peter I: this is a MUST SEE statue. The Soviets and now the Russians have a monopoly on the world’s best statues, on average. Here’s one of their newest, on a bend in the Moscow River. It’s huge but I love it although most Muscovites don’t, apparently:
From the Polytechnicheski Museum … Felix the Cat?
Anyone know what this is? Answers on a postcard.
Metro sign:
From Moscow Zoo: my favourite bird photo
Another major statute, also at Moscow Zoo: Pushkin’s tales or something!
Well, there you are … some of what I did and where I went in Moscow. Fabulous weather, by the way, all week!
DW
20.5.11
Fran for London 2012
Time to help to publicise Fran.
Daughter Fran is well on the road to the London Paralympics in 2012, next year.
The Olympics organising committee has just announced that they are looking for 8,000 Olympic torch bearers and Fran has let it be known that she’d like to be one of them! I agree. So, take a look at this:
http://www.fran-williamson.co.uk/latest-news.html
Where you will find a lot of information about Fran and the link to nominate her as torch bearer. It doesn’t say so and in case you don’t know, Fran lives in Cambridgeshire … it’s a question on the nomination form!
Take a look at this, too: http://www.anglia.ac.uk/ruskin/en/home/news/countdown_to_2012_paralympics.html
Fran’s new publicist Chris is doing a good job for her!
DW
8.5.11
You know you’ve a good idea when …
… someone steals it and claims it as their own.
It happens now and again and happened yesterday.
I am strong!
DW
2.5.11
Beatification of Someone
Please stop this nonsense. Someone is going through the process of beatification in Rome. The miracle that is supposed to have started this is far from confirmed: what is worse is that the supposed miracle comes from a Nun … someone whose psychology is probably already suspect in terms of something like this.
Still, they have done it now and the world will shortly see its first celebrity Saint, thus opening the door to the ghastly spectre of future Vatican TV showing programmes such as
- Big Saint
- Come Sainting
- SingalongaSaint
- The Saint Factor
All future Popes can probably expect to be elevated from now on.
Mugabe was invited and went to the ceremony too and that can’t be right can it?
The is perfect Church politics and nothing less. It has nothing to do with reality let alone spirituality.
DW
30.4.11
It’s Official: it’s amazing!
It’s official: the wedding yesterday was amazing … the Queen said so as she arrived back at Buckingham Palace.
Let it be said that I have not watched a Royal Wedding since I have no idea when! Charles, no; Anne, never; Andrew, as if; Edward, pshaw … any others?
On behalf of a friend in a country far away who was trapped in an office without access to a television, I turned official wedding photographer. OK so snaps using a 3Mp camera in a BlackBerry Bold is hardly the stuff of photographic heaven. However, I provided a running commentary on colours of outfits and then the first official photos of the bride’s dress. Within a minute or so, my photo had gone around the world and people in that office were delighted.
The IMOM strikes again! Glad to be of service ma’am!
As to the wedding: imagine being the woman, much more than the man, who has such a superb choice of venue, order of service, dress, reception, palace, soldiers. For Britain, this is a magnificent contribution to the marketing of the country. No one on the planet who loves a parade and some ceremony can deny that yesterday’s spectacle was magnificent.
Hundreds of millions of Pounds will pour into Britain as a direct result of this ceremony: it wasn’t even a State event!
As for the drivel spoken by so called commentators and people in the crowds … they’re such nice people, he’s really down to earth … tripe. All tripe and really uncalled for. The Royal Family is among the world’s most privileged group of people: not just for inherited wealth but for access and isolation. They can really go where and do what they want, when they want and hang the consequences. Just look at the behaviour of the Duke of York: lambasted for his behaviour in his roving business ambassador role.
Then the people highlighted by the BBC as they entered the Abbey. The Beckhams and Elton John: the zenith of British society? I think not! And that Tara Palmer Blah Ma … hardly the epitome of role models for young girls.
Overall, a fabulous day out for Britain shared by the world and it’s something we do well in the UK. Would I sack the palaces today and disband the royalty, though? Yes!
I chatted to people throughout the day from half a dozen countries around the world and they ALL watched the wedding and loved it: or they looked in awe at my photographs and my mini commentary and loved it.
Crack on with normal life now!
DW
28.4.11
That Middleton Girl
A wedding is taking place tomorrow in London as the world knows. By ACCIDENT, I have been caught by the odd programme on the BBC as it whirs away in the background. How they can drag out people like Piers Morgan to provide an “insight” into these people is a mystery: what we get from the likes of him is sycophancy and nothing less. Oh! He (Bill) is so funny, he is so charming, he is so clever … She (Cate) is charming, she is so beautiful …
They show Cate growing up and when they show a photo and say she was the most beautiful girl in her year, her school, her village, the world, I find myself looking round to see if another, parallel universe, has opened up around me.
She was ordinary, she is not far from ordinary. There are already deeply chiselled lines down her cheeks. Yes, she is fine but let’s agree on that.
Tomorrow there will be a fantastic touristic spectacle that is good for Britain but can we leave the crap in the crappery?
DW
25.3.11
Telephone Time bomb?
I am sitting here knowing that my mobile phone may well have been ruined.
I was happy to see that BlackBerry have made their OS version 6 available for my phone so I was installing it. There is a warning that says
During these steps do not disconnect your device or interrupt this process as it could make your device unusable.
So, there was a power cut and the wifi connection was lost. The downloading of files seems to have stopped now.
Can’t blame Gates for this one.
DW
21.3.11
Microsoft Comes … second
You can’t say I didn’t give them a fair crack of the whip because I did.
I downloaded and installed IE9 in spite of major problems with getting it done. It looks alright and I have used it and then given it a test: after all, it claims to be slick, fast …
I asked IE9 to go to my own web site www.duncanwil.co.uk … I counted to 9 then my home page loaded. I then asked it to find www.bbc.co.uk and counted to 15 this time before it opened.
Then I used Chrome for the same tasks:
- my site opened within a count of 3
- the BBC site opened on the count of 7
Any more need to be said Mr Gates III?
DW
18.3.11
These 1,000 People who Rule the World
Anyone who comes here and to my Facebook page knows that I think the British Foreign Secretary, a certain W (Billy the Beer) Gaygue is less than a full shilling. I was astounded to see in a poll in the Economist that more people think that he would be a good replacement for Faux PM Cameron if Cameron were to step down than any other senior Tory politician. This is astounding because Gaygue is a serial nonentity albeit one who has done very well for himself.
Gaygue’s track record includes wandering around his home town at the age of 14 telling people how he was going to be prime minister; his time at the Oxford Union in which he incompetently mismanaged a simple ballot; his far right leaning tendencies in Europe; his “gay incidents” during the last election campaign; his schoolboy style announcement that he and his equivalents around the world set world foreign policy by text message (lol); his claim that Gaddafi had fled to Venezuela; the SAS debacle in Libya … and on and on.
Yet on the news this morning, there he was spouting some nonsense analysis about the UN Libya no fly zone pronouncement that a 16 year old studying politics would have been ashamed of.
Then again, have you seen that Clinton woman recently? Wild eyes, hair a complete mess, clothes looking like Bill has slept in them.
These two people are unfit to lead yet look at the positions they are in.
Eeesshh!
DW
16.3.11
It’s in the Stars
On my iPod I installed an app called APOD: astronomy picture of the day. Go to apod.nasa.gov to sign up for this free service. Every day, almost anyway, I receive a new photo from space. Many of these photos are outrageously fabulous. Here are links to just three of them.
Two of the photos I have chosen appeal to me as much from a photographer’s point of view as an astronomer’s point of view. The third photo is not new but it’s just such a nice image of the moon.
Time Lapse Photographs
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110314.html
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110310.html
The Moon
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110303.html
DW
11.3.11
Fatties … not only Wal Mart
No sooner had I uploaded my previous post than I followed the reference and found the following, less surprising I think but still useful lessons for us all … including policymakers.
The connection between petrol prices and obesity
I find evidence of a negative association between gasoline prices and body weight using a fixed effects model with several robustness checks. I also show that increases in gas prices are associated with additional walking and a reduction in the frequency with which people eat at restaurants, explaining their effect on weight. My estimates imply that 8% of the rise in obesity between 1979 and 2004 can be attributed to the concurrent drop in real gas prices, and that a permanent $1 increase in gasoline prices would reduce overweight and obesity in the US by 7% and 10%.
Citation
Charles Courtemanche. "A Silver Lining? The Connection Between Gasoline Prices and Obesity" Economic Inquiry (2010).
I am not sure the following is as clear cut as anyone who has stopped smoking knows, an increase in weight usually follows. I present here anyway since the author has done the research and I have not!
Rising Cigarette Prices and Rising Obesity
Economists have begun to debate if the rise in cigarette prices in the US in recent decades has contributed to the nation's rise in obesity, reaching conclusions that are surprisingly sensitive to specification. I show that allowing for the effect to occur gradually over several years leads to the conclusion that a rise in cigarette prices is actually associated with a long-run reduction in body mass index and obesity. This result is robust to the different methodologies used in the literature. I also provide evidence that indirect effects on exercise and food consumption may explain the counterintuitive result.
Citation
Charles Courtemanche. "Rising Cigarette Prices and Rising Obesity: Coincidence or Unintended Consequence?" Journal of Health Economics(2009).
DW
Fatties … not only Fast Food “Restaurants”
The following summary speaks for itself and I have to say I was surprised at the extent of the ruination of modern supermarkets.
Spread of Wal-Mart Supercenters Linked to Obesity
Research suggests that one additional Wal-Mart Supercenter per 100,000 residents increases individuals' probability of being obese by 2.3 percentage points, say Charles Courtemanche of the University of North Carolina and Art Carden of Rhodes College. The researchers, publishing in the Journal of Urban Economics, say their study implies that proliferation of Wal-Mart Supercenters, which offer food at highly discounted prices, explains 10.5% of the U.S. rise in obesity since the late 1980s.
Source: the daily stat from the Harvard Business Review 9th March 2011
DW
26.2.11
Offensive? Then don’t include it
I know it’s not the first time it’s happened but I have just seen the start of a programme on BBC Entertainment and the announcer said:
the following programme contains offensive language and parental guidance is advised
Excuse me, but if they have to warn us all that there is OFFENSIVE language and parents have to be careful then that suggests something is wrong. So here is my solution: STOP including offensive language in your programmes, it really is NOT necessary.
I can imagine bad words without hearing them. I can imagine frustrations from a gangster or someone trying to be funny on a chat show.
Dear BBC: I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ANYONE EFFING AND BLINDING MORNING NOON AND NIGHT.
DW
30.1.11
Arabs’ Got Talent
Britain’s got Talent … not compared to this it hasn’t.
Whilst it seems that a quarter of the UK population is glued to their television sets every time some untalented amateurs slither onto their screens, they ought to take a look at something better.
I have just seen a young lady on Arabs’ Got Talent and she wasn’t a scruffy or obese and untalented warbler, she was young and fit and slim and she did an excerpt from Swan Lake … ballet dancer. Nice music and nice dancing.
Of course, I couldn’t understand anything the judges were saying but they were following the usual formula of having two kind judges and one loopy judge. How do I know that if I don’t understand the language? The audience’s reaction told me.
Take a break from the dross and do something better.
DW
11.1.11
Take the Chargers
When you go on holiday or on a business trip or even just to stay with your relatives, don’t forget to take the battery chargers for your camera and video camera.
Just a thought: not that I just did that and have had all batteries die on me! Another top tip from yours truly!
DW
8.1.11
Jack Straw: yet another pile of utter nonsense
Jack Straw was a student’s union activist and became a high level member of Government.
A couple of years or so ago he created a storm when he let it be known that he asks Muslim women who went to visit him for advice at his MP’s surgery to remove their veils. That give rise to a lot of irrelevant and racist comments from around the country.
He’s done it again today with an announcement that the reason that some men rape and abuse women is because they are from the Indian sub continent and don’t respect our non Muslim women. What makes me cringe is that this man is taken seriously and he is allowed a lot of air time and printing space to vent his bile.
Put me in charge of British media and he wouldn’t get a look in.
Clown.
DW
You can’t beat that Gates
This is a winner … after the usual Windows Vista nonsense has unfolded over the last fortnight or so, Windows has decided it’s time to reveal that is knows all about my problems and the solutions available to me.
I spotted the notification and clicked to open it, only to see this:
Problem Reports and Solutions (NOT RESPONDING)
I think it’s an absolute hoot Gates!
DW
7.1.11
Matt Frei: biased or just stupid?
This morning, Frei introduced an item on the idea the Chinese are considering a law to make sure that children look after their aged parents to ensure any problems are minimised.
Frei asked the BBC Beijing correspondent, who clearly had very little understanding of the proposals, "Just how unpopular is this proposal?"
Who said it was unpopular? Yes, they quoted some people who highlighted some concerns; but who is Frei to say ergo it is an unpopular measure?
Clown.
DW
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4.1.11
Three actors: great, grate and grave
Three actors made the news yesterday, in my world anyway.
Pete Postlethwaite died yesterday. Pete was not a handsome man but he really was a fantastic actor. I have not seen all of his films but the one that stands out for me is Brassed off! He was the leader of a brass band in that one and the way he conducted this band in Halifax’s Piece Hall was out of this world. Watch the film and watch out for that part. A great actor in my book.
Graham Seed: you might never have heard of him but he was Nigel Pargetter in The Archers. He fell off the roof of his house, Lower Loxley, in true Nigel style in Radio 4’s 60th anniversary episode of this soap opera … inappropriate to do it, inappropriate weather and so on. I remember Nigel as a very young man: he was the archetypal twit. Wealthy parents, courting the very sexy sounding Elizabeth Archer, heading for further twitdom. With Elizabeth the have created what sounds like a thriving and well built business. Now he’s dead. A good actor but his character grated.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer the Governor of California. He will now no doubt be persuaded to return to film making. Oh no! For a many with greater muscles than talent, I for one will ensure that any film he appears in will be avoided by yours truly. Like other talent free zones such as George Clowney, I cannot watch them and certainly will never pay to watch them! Then again, I have to paraphrase Arny’s classic phrase: he’ll be back! He will. Eeesshh! Arny, a grave mistake.
DW
31.12.10
Even an old duffer like me …
… has to admit that some things that are meant to be taken seriously can have their funny side.
With all the talk of global warming (the doom mongers) and climate change (the global warming agnostics) it is easy to believe that Al Gore ever knew what he was talking about before he made millions and a Nobel Prize from his awful travesty of a film, An Inconvenient Truth.
Nevertheless, take a look at this cartoon from today’s Financial Times: it made me laugh anyway!!
http://media.ft.com/cms/f2bce626-1425-11e0-a21b-00144feabdc0.gif
DW
28.12.10
WikiLeaks Springs an unLeak
These people have no shame! There have been whistle blowers around the world for centuries and many of them go unsung, they put themselves and their livelihoods at risk. To the genuine, unsung unassuming whistle blower I say well done. I am talking about the honest whistle blower: the person who has done their research carefully; the one who has taken things as far as they can go within official and formal channels. Things don’t work and still there is a genuine and important story to be told.
Then there are people who do things for personal and private gain in the name of blowing the whistle. The people whose aim is to damage someone by having blown the whistle on them and hang the consequences.
As far as Assange is concerned, the WikiLeaks refugee, he has managed to gather round himself a coterie of unthinking but influential people who are able to bail him out of prison and will probably keep him out of prison. They have done this because they think Assange is some kind of freedom fighter. I don’t think so. From the things I have seen from WikiLeaks, I see an indiscriminate man whose aim is to help to maim and slaughter innocent people whilst pretending that all he wants to do is to blow a fanfare for the common man. Tosh!
In my opinion, I see someone with access to a load of files hiding away in a back room and stealing those files. Yes, these files might contain some interesting information and yes I might want to read some of it. However, by and large, the things I have seen have been none of my business.
You can tell me that now we know what Senior Politician X thinks of Robert Mugabe … and? By revealing these things, we are often seeing just one side of a story and several of the stories the news channels have chosen to report have been potentially damaging to individuals and nations alike. And who is Assange and his thief to decide that someone should be put in the firing line because he thinks it is right to do so? Let Assange come face to face with people who are probably innocent but who have been hurt by his actions. Let him explain and then apologise once he discovers just how much damage his indiscriminate publications are causing.
Oh! and let me ask Assange, how much of the reported £1.1 million he is going to receive for the books he pretends he doesn’t want to write will be going to help the victims of his whistle blowing? Thought so … not one penny. How much will go into his personal bank account, in spite of the words he spouts about saving his web site.
Finally, I find it very distasteful that a man who is under the cosh for at least two crimes that I am aware of is put into the spotlight in the way Assange is and is then apparently rewarded for all of his efforts including crimes of which he may well be guilty.
These people are not honest whistle blowers, they are self appointed opportunists who know very well that all they have to do is to make some noise in the right area and direction and our sleazy publishing houses will chase them with their cheque books.
DW
26.12.10
Christmas Dinner
In the end Santa sent some little helpers and the dinner was good. For some reason the Turkey was from Brazil and it was good. Chicken sausages were fine. Roast spuds were ace but I was a bit disappointed with the gravy.
Unfortunatey no apple sauce and, big boo hoo, no sage for the stuffing.
Fantastic fruit salad made by an Elf and my cinder Xmas cake became a pudding with custard.
Well done!
After dinner ... Vietnam war, politics ... Soporific for me as I was all geared up for bobbing for apples, a quiz and, best of all, Stick the Tail up William Gaygue.
Never mind, the politicos were enraptured.
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year
DW
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16.12.10
The Three Degrees ... gone
Since then,
That doctor has run away
The second doctor has resigned on the basis of a disagreement with project management
The third doctor became mentally unstable and has been forced to leave the country
All non doctoral degree holders remain and the project is doing well.
This is not a rant against doctors in general, please note.
DW
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10.12.10
Not a Royalist but …
Who is the clown who let Charles Battenburg and his wife Camilla Porkbag Bowels drive right into the middle of a riot?
You have probably seen the story: the students were protesting over the tripling of student fees that had just been agreed in Parliament. The protests had, not surprisingly, turned violent and they were taking place in and around Regent Street.
Last night was the night of the Royal Variety Performance which is held at the London Palladium. If you know your London, you will know that Argyll Street houses the Palladium and to get to Argyll Street you can drive along … Regent Street. More importantly, you don’t HAVE to drive along Regent Street to get to Argyll Street.
So, they knew there was a riot going on and yet they sanctioned the car to carry on along Regent Street. Then some rioters saw Charles and his ball and chain in their car and they attacked it. Completely unforgiveable. Equally disturbing, given how high profile these people are, there was a window in their Rolls Royce that was smashed: didn’t look bullet or even brick and fist proof to me.
We had the same sort of thing when John Prescott was physically attacked in the street whilst campaigning in 2001 I think it was … he was Deputy Prime Minister and yet someone was able to get close enough to be able to throw a missile at the old man!
We are generally a tolerant society but these lapses are symptomatic of PC Plod’s approach to situations that someone higher in intellectual power than Plod should be dealing with.
The job of the Police is to maintain law and order. When protesters start to act in a violent manner then people are going to get hurt. Sorry, but they will. If the protesters don’t like the fact that violence usually needs to be met with violence then stay at home or do not act violently!
Finally, I do not agree with student fees at all since the economics of student loans and tuition fees seems fundamentally flawed to me and I don’t believe it is solving any of the problems laid at their doors.
DW
9.12.10
Good or Scary News?
I just read this on the Harvard Business Review web site, from the November 2010 edition of the HBR:
“In a study by Brent McFerran of the University of British Columbia and colleagues, dieters in a restaurant-like setting were offered menu suggestions by a thin waitress. She also donned a “fat suit” and made recommendations to a different group of dieters. More diners acted on the overweight server’s advice. That’s because the dieting patrons identified more with the heavier server, say the authors. This suggests that restaurants may benefit from having greater weight diversity among service providers.”
http://hbr.org/2010/11/stat-watch-do-you-want-fries-with-that/ar/1
What do you make of that? Birds of a feather?
DW
8.12.10
Rock Bottom Standards
I really am coming to the conclusion that television broadcasting should stop in Britain and be banned for five years. Such an action will allow the 12 year olds, as per Ed Reardon, who run our television stations to be considerably retrained and made to behave along the lines that I alone should set.
Blue Peter is a children’s television programme that is aimed firmly at children from the age of 8 until 12 years. In my opinion, such children do not need to be subjected to swearing and violence when they tune into such a programme let alone in real life.
A book, with an unsuitable Americanism as its title to start with, was chosen to be included in a list of books to be chosen as the Blue Peter book of the year. That book was then dropped from the list because, A statement from Blue Peter said the book should not have been shortlisted in the first place "because it contains scenes of violence and swearing that are not suitable for the younger end of our audience." http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/dec/07/blue-peter-awards-drop-finalist-unsuitable
Here’s the sick part: "It does have menace, all good thrillers have menace, and the Daleks are very menacing," he said. "I feel that this is a very inspiring, exciting book, with a moral framework and that their audience at the older end of 9-12 is being denied something they absolutely should be reading. "http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/dec/07/blue-peter-awards-drop-finalist-unsuitable
That comment came from David Frickling, the book’s publisher. Let me translate his true meaning: I hate those pompous, self seeking people at Blue Peter. Who do they think they are? With that book on their list we were sure to sell thousands of copies and rake in stacks of filthy lucre. So we infect a few kids with Americanisms, some violence a bit of swearing. So f****ing what? Crack their skulls if you ask me.
At least the twelve year olds got this one right.
DW
6.12.10
Be my friend … PLEASE be my friend
Whilst I do not support the WikiLeaks web site and initiative at all and will report on nothing substantial here in any way, I couldn’t help being amused by this one.
That’s the one in which William Gaygue begged and pleaded with the USA during the general election and beyond: by my friend, can I be your friend, if you’re my friend I’ll give you my biggest lollipop!!
Speaking of large lollipops and Gaygue, that reminds me of another story … already reported, however!
DW
27.11.10
Don’t Forget the 17 cents
Whilst the USA is content to throw massive largesse around the world, we must question where all of that money is coming from. I don’t mean to lecture anyone on international trade, the US national debt or anything like that. Just be aware that the USA is a resource hog and when it offers this largesse there is a chance that it is YOUR largesse.
Following on from this long held opinion of mine, I have just been to look at a couple of sites that you should find interesting:
the brillig.com debt clock is a static counter whereas the usdebtclock.org clocks are all being updated constantly.
One aspect of the brillig clock is that it shows essentially the same information as the usdebtclock but it contains one fascinatingly ridiculous feature … cents.
At the moment the brillig clock is showing the US National Debt as $13,797,894,101,794.17 … as if such a massive number could really ever be accurate to within 17 cents!
In terms of the US Federal Deficit as a percentage of GDP, that has risen dramatically of late, as you can see here: http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/federal_deficit_chart.html The current percentage is around 10.6% whereas five years ago it was reported to be just 2.5%. Omitting the second world war blip, it is now at its highest ever.
As a matter of interest, do you know where the word brillig comes from … in English, anyway? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
DW
26.11.10
The Bounder v The Chap
I have just been introduced to The Chap: a quintessentially English institution to be found on the internet at http://thechap.net/index.html It’s funny, witty and affected. I enjoyed reading it.
Well, in the car going to work the other day, the person who sent me the link to the site turned out to be a cad and I turned out to be a Chap. Here’s why.
The cad was under the weather and said to the lady in the car, Lyn, could I ask that tomorrow you use a little less of that perfume. I’m sorry: it’s probably because I am feeling a bit sick but it’s very strong for me.
I said, wait a minute: let’s try that a different way and it turned out to be the Chap’s way.
- Lyn, what’s the name of the perfume you’re wearing? Lyn responded …
- It’s got rather a strong fragrance hasn’t it?
The Chap then knows that a lady will receive the appropriate message and put one less splash on the following morning!
DW
18.11.10
It’s Official: Britain’s on the slide
Now that there has been a certain announcement, I can reveal that Britain is now on the slide.
What possible announcement can presage such a conclusion? The answer is that there is to be a Royal wedding in 2011. Why does this presage Britain being on the slide? Well, take a look at recent history and you will see that Royal weddings often, not always, go hand in hand with economic crises or problems.
There is no doubt that Britain is currently in the middle of a rather weak economic period at the moment.
A Royal wedding will concentrate the mind of all of those weak people who believe that the Royals love them and spend their days and nights looking after their interests. They believe that Prince(ss) X is a really nice person if and when they meet them or see them in the flesh: he was just an ordinary chap, they are wont to say! Thppptz to that!
Newspapers and “celebrity” magazines will cringe and fawn their way to this massive non event now and I for one am right royally glad I will be nowhere near it.
Join me here in the middle of nowhere as wedding fever grips the nation!
DW
11.11.10
Fat is NOT a Feminist Issue
There is a very good article in the October edition of the McKinsey Quarterly entitled
- Why governments must lead the fight against obesity
- Locally led social movements are required to reverse the obesity pandemic. Governments are in a uniquely powerful position to catalyze these movements.
- https://www.mckinseyquarterly.com/Health_Care/Strategy_Analysis/Why_governments_must_lead_the_fight_against_obesity_2687
Everyone should read this article as it contains a lot of shocking information. They show quite clearly, for example, the correlation between age, obesity and health care costs: the older and fatter you are the more you will pay for your health care. And before anyone from the UK or Canada or France says, I don’t pay for my health care, let me tell you that you do. It’s called opportunity cost and includes loss of earnings, loss of opportunities, loss of life. These costs also include the costs of suffering from a poorer quality of life: those obese people who struggle to climb stairs, the obese people who need to be wheeled round because they can no longer walk. In values, the articles reveals that in the UK we spent £4 billion in 2007 on obesity related medical costs and that all obesity related costs in the US amounted to $450 billion a year.
The article includes this:
The obesity pandemic also appears to have made it psychologically easier for people to accept their own increasing weight. Studies have shown that a person’s chances of becoming obese increase by 57% if he or she has a friend who has recently become obese.
I am sure you have seen those balloons walking down the street and realised that there are more and more of them. Clothing shops now sell clothes for the larger body because it is more acceptable for them to exist. It’s not that long ago that obesity was rare so ordinary clothes shops didn’t stock anything for them.
I was unaware of the connection between fat friends; but now that I’ve read it, I can see the truth in that. Look around and see not just one but two, three many obese people socialising.
In some countries, Japan is cited in the article, obesity is very rare. I am currently living and working in Central Asia and now that I have thought about it I cannot remember seeing very many local obese peoples. Whilst 46% of Americans over 16 years of age have a body mass index of 30 or more, only 2% of Japanese people are so afflicted.
The article allows readers to leave a comment on it and here is what I just submitted:
I disagree that government has anything other than a supportive role to play here. We are fat because we eat far too much and we are eating more and more of the wrong foods. That very young children are obese is a crime and everyone who says parenting skills are vital in this debate has my support.
However, let me address something that has only indirectly been addressed. As we have become wealthier over the last 3 or 4 decades, the desire to eat out has increased. We have been allowed to convince ourselves that we are too busy to cook good food.
Since the advent of television "celebrity" chefs, restaurant food, aka fine dining, has become a death trap. Just watch any television chef, with the exception of Oriental chefs; and you will see mountains of butter, gallons of high fat cream and kilogrammes of salt used as main or significant ingredients.
As we watch these chefs we learn to emulate them and start to prepare their dreadful food and feel proud when the salt and fat generate praise for the tasty food we have now created.
It is patently obvious to anyone who sees an obese person sweating and breathing heavily as a result of even the simplest activity that something is wrong with them. Obese people die younger and have more health problems: this article shows that age and obesity line the pockets of those working in the health sector rather than anyone else.
Where did it all go wrong, then? Remember the book Fat is a Feminist Issue? Remember Germaine Greer? There you have two good reasons why obesity has increased, particularly among women. The 70s saw the fight by women who did not look like models to say, "I don't need to look like a model: I am who I am." They justified their obesity on feminist grounds. They were and they are wrong to think like that.
Finally, allowing a child to eat so much that it is 10 kg or 20 kg or even 30 kg or more overweight is condemning that child to a life of ridicule and ill health. The pension crisis is bad enough without adding the burdens of obesity.
Stay thin people!
Duncan
29.10.10
You Can't Choose your Relatives!
- Sewall Wright
- George Stephanopoulos
- Michelangelo
- David Attenborough
- William Harvey
- Lyndon B Johnson
- Zinedine Zedane
- Adolf Hitler ... ta daaa!
- Wolfgang Schniederman
- Walter Schniederhan
- Hugh Judson Kilpatrick
- John C Calhoun
- Albert Einstein
- William Henry Lancaster
- Ilya Efron
- Mussolini
- East Africans 70%
- Southern Europeans 25%
- Moroccan 90%
- Balkans 50%
- Jews 35%
18.10.10
Fly by NIght ... well, twilight!
I normally post these straight to Facebook rather than here but, what the heck, here goes. If you don't like flies, maybe this will turn your stomach.
I am using a macro lens with my camera to take photos of insects on flowers and shrubs and things. I then crop the photos to bring out the features ...
and here's a colony of greenflies with other insects on a rose bud
Also on a rose bud
There you are: I love this macro lens ... it's 1:3.5 and would love a 1:1 lens but worry about their price. Also, I haven't seen one yet!
If you know the proper names of these insects, why not let me know? Just post a comment here.
DW
Bill Gates I want to meet you
I saw that smug and self seeking BG on the television the other day and he was extolling the virtues of some software that allows someone to talk to their television and for the television to recognise them in some way.
I thought, so fricking what, Gates? You can’t even get your basic software to work properly let alone something to do with a television.
My Acer computer is going through a midlife crisis at the moment: it’s two years old now! On Saturday Excel 2010 failed to respond SO many times and I thought I had lost a lot of my latest work as it died and then Windows said it couldn’t start and would repair itself. It went through this many times.
In the end I am STILL worried that things will collapse in a gates induced heap but it is starting by itself now, albeit slowly.
Every year I have a major gates induced problem and I hope this doesn’t get any worse and is this year’s problem.
These things waste hours and hours.
Then there’s my other laptop, an HP TouchSmart, that can’t find the HP printer it’s connected to. More wasted time.
DW
Back in the Gym
Hard work and no play … ended again. Working many hours a day every day keeps the mind active and alive.There are limits though to the sedentary lifestyle so I am back in the gym again.
Nothing excessive, though: I walk on the treadmill for around 25 minutes: starting slowly and then getting fairly energetic including spells on a 12% incline. Enough to require some breathing and sweating!
In the gym I am using at the moment I am using a stepping machine too: 100 steps this evening. I will build up from that fairly low base.
I have never been that good at upper body exercise for some reason so I just tinker with small weights for that.
I’m doing my bit.
DW
4.10.10
Children say these things
Back in harness now but while I was at home I was doing some sorting out and read one of our family holiday journals from a LONG time ago and here are two classics.
Andrew told us the story of a lesson at primary school when his teacher Mrs Crozier was talking about people wearing funny clothes. After the teacher's introduction, she asked the children, "Does anyone know anyone who wears funny clothes?" and Andrew volunteered, "Yes Miss, my Uncle George" That was true, he was a bit eccentric in that department at times.
Daniel: I went to the toilet for a pee and was wearing some light coloured trousers. As sometimes happens, things get held in reserve and then embarrassingly release themselves, showing the world how careless one has been. I wrote in the journal that I dashed back to the room before joining the family and got the iron out and ironed the offending water mark in situ. I did what I thought was enough and then joined the family. As soon as I walked through the door Daniel asked, "Have you wet yourself?" Doh!
Kids!!
Forgot to make a note of when that was but if Andrew remembers how old he was when he was taught by Mrs C, we can work it out from there!
DW
19.9.10
Windows Feature: a wonder to behold
Click Start to put Windows to sleep ... Not to switch off!
Let it sleep.
Now, unplug a USB device.
Boing! It wakes up again!
More time to waste, Gates, getting it back to sleep again.
DW
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16.9.10
So Clever!
So, I was chatting to Carrie about many things when she told me she had woken her boss in Texas at 2 am one day. She needed him to scan a document for her ... relating to a $6 million order/project.
The boss said, oh no, but my scanner's broken. He went to a nearby hotel and scanned then emailed the document.
I said, why didn't he take photos of the document with his phone camera or camera?
Carried stopped for two seconds or even three then said, that's so clever.
I said, I do it all the time.
She said again, that's so clever!
Made my day, that!!
DW
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11.9.10
The Stig
There is a breed of people who like to know things. Some things they have a right to know and if no one knows those things, these people are wont to research them. Good!
Some things are meant not to be known. So those people who like to know things should simply accept that these are the unknowables of life.
What am I talking about? The Stig of course: you know, some say he eats three Shredded Wheat for breakfast, some say he can bend iron girders with his teeth, all we know is, he's called The Stig ...
The Stig is the ANONYMOUS car driver who works for Top Gear* on the BBC. Part of the charm of The Stig is that no one is supposed to know who he is. It's good that way and I think we all like it too.
Then there are those smarty pants people who like to say, I know who The Stig is, I know who The Stig is! And they do because some spoil sport has unearthed his name and then written a book that includes his identity la la la.
They did all of this a couple of weeks ago and whilst I read the name of The Stig, it meant nothing to me. Still, ruined the illusion.
* Note: Top Gear is a BBC television programme that used to be a forum in which cars were discussed and demonstrated. Now it feeds Jeremy Clarkson's ego (after all, how can one be from Yorkshire and called Jeremy?), it does not feed James May's hairdresser since he has the most unruly late 1970s hair style and it feeds Richard Hammond's family as he is the least funny, witty and informative presenter on the team (and in fact on the whole BBC); and it might help if he were quite bit taller than he is!
DW
10.9.10
Hogging the Limelight was never this easy
So there's a narrow minded little man in Florida who claims to be a man of God. He runs a church or something with the word dove in its name. We all know that Doves are symbols of peace and love.
In a blatant self seeking marketing campaign this little man says on 9th September 2010 he will burn one or more copies of the Holy Koran.
Now he's got just 30 - 50 followers and yet for a week he generated publicity across the world, as far as I can tell, that would have cost him many millions of Pounds were he to pay for it.
How and why the major news channels, papers and web sites covered this story in such a way is a complete mystery. This little man might otherwise have burned the Holy Koran but who would have noticed?
I do not advocate the burning of anything like this: effigies, bibles, Korans, books, flags, people ... nothing.
It wouldn't be so bad if this were a genuine protest against something but it's clearly not and yet this little man had prime ministers, presidents and kings talking to him via the news media.
Astonishing and utterly irresponsible journalism in my opinion.
Then again, go to this little man's church or whatever it is on Sunday and see the size of his collection box. No doubt he'll now find himself on chat shows, panel games, being asked for his opinion on this and that. Typical small town little man who hit on a big idea.
DW
7.9.10
The Lone Fork Top tip
When that fork that you borrowed from the canteen is the ONLY means of eating your pot noodle without pouring it all over yourself, don't, repeat DO NOT, drop that fork behind a radiator where it is impossible to retrieve it.
Yet another top tip from yours truly.
DW
6.9.10
Billy the Beer
He's back, baseball cap and all!
Billy the beer, that erstwhile former leader of the Tory party has been caught with his pants ... OK, let's say half down!
As journalists and others dig into stories like this one, is he gay?, all sorts of things come tumbling out. Not only is the "other man" very young at half Billy's age but he's a quantity surveyor who graduated only five years ago yet he had become a special adviser to the UK's Foreign Secretary. How? On what basis? How and when did he apply and who conducted the interview? Was there an open competition for the job? Give me that job although the salary isn't that much I have to say!
Another aspect of the story is that as a former leader of the Party, Billy can apparently set his own agenda and do what he likes. They are saying the same about Iain Smith, the other former Tory leader in the Cabinet. The fact that these two are FAILED leaders seems to have got lost and in my world they behave or not and they are demoted or not.
Meanwhile, it seems that whatever the truth of this story, MPs and more especially senior MPs and Cabinet Ministers can get away with what they like.
One thing that comes across strongly for me, though, is the way Billy operates, on the basis that I have no time for the man. He boasted the other week how he and his Foreign Secretary equivalents from around the world text each other all the time. He also seems to tweet a lot. More than that, take a look at the photos in the press of Billy and then take a close look at his right hand: I think you will see a BlackBerry welded to it.
That BlackBerry welding says a lot more about Billy than many other things. Blair was hardly a technophile: as I understand he had/has never sent an email let alone used a PC (I stand to be corrected/updated). The fact that Billy is almost 50 years old and welded to a mobile phone tells me more than I need to know!
DW
29.8.10
Wheat'll they find next?
Did you know that the wheat genome is 5 times larger than the human genome, it contains 80,000 genes and 16 billion chemical letters? Moreover the wheat genome has just had its sequencing completed.
There you are!!
DW
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19.7.10
Paedophiles used to be Locked away
This story is a week old or so now but Roman Polanski was released from house arrest by the Swiss authorities following some sort of legal wrangle and deal.
Polanski ran away from the USA after having been found guilty of the drugging and rape of a 13 year old girl there.
For decades Polanski hid like all cowards but was caught on a trip to Switzerland.
In any case, he has managed to escape from justice again. What has intrigued me, though, is the press coverage he has been receiving.
I have heard of people who are rightly indignant at Polanski's release since he has not served a sentence for the crime he committed.
There was one person who was interviewed on the BBC World Service network who said that Polanski's release was right and proper because of his contribution to cinema in Europe and around the world. Moreover, this oaf was looking forward to meeting Polanksi in London in the near future ...
Over the last decade or so there has been a massive movement against paedophilia and internet based child pornography sites and images and so on.
I have heard nothing recently to suggest that this man will be subjected to any of the privations currently visited on other convicted paedophiles.
Say what you like, but celebrity reaps many rewards. And another thing, I have watched very few of Polanski's films and the ones that I have, I have probably slept through much of!
DW
8.7.10
Listen to the Radio then
I know this is hardly news for many of you but here is what I want to say anyway.
I have tried to listen to the radio on mobile phones for quite a while now and as I type this missive I am listening very happily to the BBC World Service in absolute clarity on my Samsung mobile.
I NEED to have my earphones plugged in to act as the antenna but I am listening on the speaker, not necessarily the earphones.
When I have tried to listen to the radio on other mobiles I have often ended up being asked to pay for it. What I am listening to at the moment is free of charge.
Finally, I have listened to the radio on the phone now at home in the UK, in Dubai and now here in Central Asia.
Marvellous!
DW
3.7.10
Well, he did ask!
I was asked what I thought about the World Cup in South Africa. I'm afraid I got a bit bilious and here is the cleaned up version of what I said!
I have seen very little of the WC. The quality of reception in central asia is poor even though there's a dish supposedly pointing at Dubai on our roof. Happily I saw only a fraction of just one of the England games. They are a disgrace and have been for years. Abysmal players who earn vast fortunes and strut the world as if they know what football is. In truth, they are all just looking for the next woman to get to grips with. When they get caught with some tart, the wife throws up her hands in horror, runs off to their house in Dubai (they've all got one). He then tearfully takes time off to fly to our favourite Emirate to beg for forgiveness. The nation holds its breath.
The wife is now firmly ensconced as the injured party and is given celebrity status as a singer or actress or model ... they get to choose. In the case of that B****** slapper, she can design cars cos the world is populated by men who "know" cars cos they can tell their quality by kicking a tyre in a car show room.
Some players are clever. one player has just engineered a scam by having a sex scandal "erroneously" sent by text to many people. In horror he contacted the newspapers ... lies, lies he says. This oaf is now in the clear to spread his seed all over the delights of his district. Saves worrying about the football cos that Itie is taking the rap for that gaff!
DW
How about this?
A man came to the door the other day and introduced himself as the provider of a certain type of service. He wanted to know whether I might be interested in using his service. He gave me his business card which had this fantastic epithet on it:
The very best in Natural Light Improvement Technology
Now, what do you think the service is?
Answers on a post card please or even electronically.
DW
29.6.10
Weight Lifting Top Tip
Never let someone who works out with weights change a light bulb for you or you will find it in a thousand pieces on the floor rather than in one piece in the light socket.
Another top tip from yours truly!
DW
Time to get behind your team: England
Let's call for a ban in the England team of anyone who believes they are any good. The current team is filled with people who have no idea of how bad they are and yet they manage to cream off as much as £150,000 a WEEK in pay. The English Premier league is a decent league and is often touted as being the best in the world. We are told that some of our players are the best in the world.
Piffle! There is no one in the current England set up who can be classed as anything like the best in the world.
- Terry: yes, he is prepared to have his face kicked in
- Rooney: yes, he runs and is fearless
- Gerard: erm, what? who?
- Lampard: preferred his dad
- James: he draws a pension, yes? Straight from the WORST side in the Premier league and prone to error
We are probably going to dismiss a good manager now when it is the players and their woeful skills and abilities who should leave.
So, get behind the team and give it a right royal heave out of the ground. Let's start again with some decent players.
DW
22.6.10
Snooty Cow ...
That's the woman next to me on the plane who wanted me to lean away from her, "Just while I eat my dinner". When I got back from the toilet she'd changed places so her daughter was next to me. And the daughter twitched when I moved too!
DW
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21.6.10
If not true, funny anyway!
These are just a few of the supposedly genuine questions and answers received/given by an Australian Tourism Website. Cracked me up!
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
DW
18.6.10
World Cup Tripe
So far I have not really watched much of the world cup action.
Last night, though, I watched the build up to a couple of games and almost immediately was confronted by a reason for not watching such rubbish!
The programme was being hosted by a woman, sorry. She said that so and so had scored an amazing penalty the night before. They showed the penalty. I was waiting for someone to place the ball, run up like Usain Bolt or Carl Lewis then kick the ball in such a way that it went forward and then, for example, looped the loop, hit the bar or post but then magically looped in a way that defied the known laws of physics before going into the net beyond the goalkeeper's powers to stop it.
What actually happened was that he kicked the ball fairly hard and it then flew into the net without the goalkeeper being able to stop it.
So WHY, WHY, WHY did she say it was an amazing penalty?
DW
2.6.10
Another Wretched MP: but why the support for this one?
David Laws was three weeks into his job as Chief Secretary to the Treasury in Britain's current coalition government. Then the world found out that he had cheated the MPs' expense system. Nothing new in this, many of our MPs from many previous parliaments had done the same. Laws was caught with his hands in a £40,000 deep pocket.
Astonishingly, for some reason this man was roundly defended by Cameron, PM; and others who knew him and liked him and said it was sad that he had to go ...
I thought, he took a LOT of money that he was not entitled to, was caught and had to resign. We are well rid of him. Then I came across an excellent letter in the Financial Times that I hope they don't mind me reproducing here in part:
‘Flawed’ secretary was right to resign
From Mr Christopher J Wales.
Sir, It is a pity that Philip Stephen’s column on David Laws is such a mixture of prejudice and bank holiday thinking (“Only the prurient will rejoice at Laws’ resignation”, June 1).
The reported facts are simple and do not seem to have been challenged: a) Mr Laws made claims for rental payments to a person with whom he was in a long-term relationship; b) those claims involved £40,000 of taxpayers’ money and were in breach of the rules; c) he hid his relationship and did not clear the claims with the relevant parliamentary authorities.
This was scarcely an “oversight”. And it reveals a great deal about his character and judgment.
... The charge sheet is clear and it was right that he should resign.
Like so many politicians before him, he made matters worse by not accepting that immediately and trying to defend the indefensible ...
Christopher J Wales, Hemel Hempstead, Herts, UK
http://digital.olivesoftware.com/Olive/ODE/FTePaper/?Publication=FTU Wednesday 2nd June 2010
Hear hear Mr Wales
DW
24.5.10
Phone Charging Top Tip
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9.5.10
Welcome 'ome lad
I am currently sitting at home in England. I arrived yesterday so I am now in that horrible transition from over there to over here. Dozing in the chair at any time and at no notice. I know I have dozed only when I wake up!
I took a long walk today in spite of the foul weather.
DW