Cameron: no thanks

Looks like the Tories are doing what I predicted, gaining the most seats in the House of Commons.

Here's another prediction: this will be a failure government. The Tories' team is inexperienced and filled with oafs. All they have ever done is blether for a living. Probably clever lads but not good enough.

The thought of William Hague travelling the world on our behalf as Foreign Secretary fills me with complete dread.

DW
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Teacher Student Exchange

Teacher refused to allow a late arriving student into his class. A male friend of the female student took umbrage and intervened. The ensuing conversation included the following:

Male Student: She is a girl and what is she supposed to do in the street?

Teacher: She is a girl, she was in the street, what was she doing?

Teacher won that exchange and didn't let the student in the class either.

DW

Hung Parliament? My @rse

I have largely avoided the current nonsense “General Election” taking place in the UK; but can’t help hearing over and over again how certain everyone is that this election is balanced on a knife edge. These pundits all seem to KNOW that there is going to be a hung parliament.

Well, let me reassure everyone that the parliament will not be hung. There may be a surprise or two but it will not be a hung parliament.

Who will win? Well, I am not one of those know alls and I have not been anywhere near the campaign so will not say. My dream is that a good old fashioned true liberal socialist government is returned but with nothing of the like of Gordon Brown as Prime Minister.

I also hope that should the Tories win that David Cameron fails to become its leader and that William (Billy the Beer) Hague does not, repeat not, sit in the cabinet and represent the UK in any foreign capacity: let’s keep him a secret. Otherwise it will be far too embarrassing for me.

I also want Michael Gove NOT to be Education Minister because he has ignored the campaign to keep A Levels honest. George Osborne cannot, please cannot, become Chancellor of the Exchequer either.

Otherwise, they will do what on earth they like. They are campaigning as if they mean it! Liars!

DW

Tea Tree Oil

I have mentioned this before, probably on the blog entries that disappeared when my then Blog provider suddenly vanished.

I bought a bottle of tea tree oil the other week and after a calculation or two found out that in its concentrated form it retails at £3,800 a LITRE.

And you thought your petrol/diesel was a bit on the pricey side.

Duncan