12.1.07

Politics

British politics is hitting rock bottom at the moment. Two things stick out at the moment

Criminals not on a database The HNS

We have had yet another Civil Service type scandal as 27,000 criminal records were allowed to sit in various offices and not be entered into the Police database. The upshot being that hundreds of serious criminals were walking the streets and in spite of criminal records checks, could have gone back into the situations where they were putting the public at risk. It really is incompetence of the highest level. The Opposition's response to all of this? Did anyone tell lies about what they knew and when they know it: not, note how to solve the problem and so on.

Sir Gerry Robinson is a wandering business man who was given the job at Rotherham Hospital of reducing waiting times for patients. This was a fascinating programme that showed things in a warts and all perspective. A fascinating insight into decision making in a large organisation. One thing that struck me was that there is a culture of people saying, 'this could only happen in the NHS'; and 'in the NHS ... '. Such sentiments are nonsense and Robinson did demonstrate that solutions to all problems are possible. What is important, he found, is that people talk to each other, leaders lead, managers manage and anyone can have a good idea to solve problems.

Why is the NHS programme a political issue? Well, we now know some of the problems and their solution and yet these lessons will not be generally learned and politicians will be the last to learn them.

Finally, the NHS initiative came from the Open University and you can read more on their web site at www.open2.net

End of mini rant.

DW

Is it me?

I don't wish to speak ill of the dead but I listened to a programme on Radio 4 yesterday on Diana Dors. I know, it shows my age; but she was a Britsh actress from the 1950s and onwards. There were things about her that I didn't know before such as that she died when she was only 53 years old.

However, sex symbol? She was, shall we say, plump. Blonde bombshell? Excuse me, it was bleach blonde. She had a marvellous voice? Erm, only with lots of echo behind it. She was a marvellous actress? So she said!

Forgive me and I know there are greater things to worry about but I felt the need to share it with you.

DW

11.1.07

Puzzle of the year 2

The spoon in the ice cream trick ... how was it done? Leave a 20 year old lad alone in the house for a while. He will NEED and so take the ice cream from the freezer and being completely unable to scoop out what he needs, he will take the entire container into the living room and loll by the fire. As he is entranced by whatever is on the television, he will leave the spoon in the ice cream and will leave the ice cream in front of the fire. After a while he MIGHT appreciate that the ice cream really needs to be back in the freezer. He MIGHT have seen the spoon at the bottom of the container and will probably raise an eyebrow at the very idea of such a thing having happened. He will then be totally unable either to dirty his hands by removing the spoon; or to work out how to remove the spoon A perfectly true story with the answer written with an air of impudence on my part and a massive amount of truth on the other part! DW

Fwd: Happy new year

Did I tell you that I found and repaired the water/coolant leak that has beleagured my car for absolutely ages? I did and it cost me just £7 and a bit of effort to do it.
 
Did I tell you that I found and repaired the petrol leak that has beleagured my car for absolutely ages? I did and it cost me nothing: just had to tighten two circlips. Marvellous.
 
Happy new year to everyone, by the way as I think I forgot to say that before.
 
DW

7.1.07

Puzzle of the Year This will knock your socks off. Take a look at the picture and suggest how the spoon you can see at the bottom of the ice cream could possibly have got where it is. Please note, this is one of our sppons and we didn't just take the ice cream out en masse, drop the spoon in and then put the ice cream back. Oh no! Much less rational than that. Answers to the usual address and I'll reveal the answer in a day or two. DW