Another Book

I have been commissioned to write another book. Working title: Excel for accountants.

15 to 20 chapters of high quality explanations with loads of examples.

Will keep you informed!

DW

Buriram United AFC Champions League Game

We got here 30 minutes late but Burian already two goals up.

Playing Seongnan FC from South Korea

DW

What Happens in a Cat Fight

I left the house yesterday and, as normal, locked the door. Then Mrs W and I went on a 20 mile waste of time drive since we were going to the market but realised, a couple of miles short of our mission, that neither of us had money or cards with us.

Home!

Dogs running excitedly around our house. Sisters shouted excitedly at Mrs W. Mrs W relayed the message: our tom cat and their tom cat were both locked in our house and were fighting ... they fight two or three times a week, sadly.

I opened the door and Ginger was there surrounded by six or seven clumps of his fur. It had taken a lot of effort to do that I'm sure. Ginger calmly left and settled himself at the front of the house.

I couldn't see or hear the other cat but I caught a smell. I followed my nose and got to the dining room. All I can say is that I am glad there is no carpet in there. Excrement covered half of the floor and it was on the wall, table legs and chair legs.

I can't imagine the battle that must have taken place but it was clearly hard fought and one of the cats was more nervous than the other.

As I left the dining room to summon Mrs W for help I met the other cat, Meow Meow. As I sometimes do with the dogs,  I clapped my hands as a way to get his attention and, surprisingly, he turned tail and skittered under the settee.

After a minute Meow Meow left the house and sauntered away: Ginger saw him, arched his back and hissed the hiss of a fearful or aggressive cat. I am not sure which cat Ginger is but I have seen him running and hiding from Meow Meow before.

In conclusion,  it took us a while to clean the dining room but I was sorry that I had inadvertently locked both cats in the house. I had no idea Ginger was at home let alone Meow Meow. I'll certainly make sure I don't do that again!

DW