18.11.10

It’s Official: Britain’s on the slide

Now that there has been a certain announcement, I can reveal that Britain is now on the slide.

What possible announcement can presage such a conclusion? The answer is that there is to be a Royal wedding in 2011. Why does this presage Britain being on the slide? Well, take a look at recent history and you will see that Royal weddings often, not always, go hand in hand with economic crises or problems.

There is no doubt that Britain is currently in the middle of a rather weak economic period at the moment.

A Royal wedding will concentrate the mind of all of those weak people who believe that the Royals love them and spend their days and nights looking after their interests. They believe that Prince(ss) X is a really nice person if and when they meet them or see them in the flesh: he was just an ordinary chap, they are wont to say! Thppptz to that!

Newspapers and “celebrity” magazines will cringe and fawn their way to this massive non event now and I for one am right royally glad I will be nowhere near it.

Join me here in the middle of nowhere as wedding fever grips the nation!

DW