2.12.11
Don't Trust the Office of Budget Responsibility ...UPDATE
Oven Trouble
Another top tip!
DW
Scotch Pancakes
Don't Trust the Office of budget Responsibility
1.12.11
As if!
Consider the likelihood that Anne Bronte even dreamed of putting the following words into one of her characters:
Leave right now!
Hard to believe? Well, just listen to part three of the adaptation of this story by the BBC, currently being aired daily during Woman's Hour.
Why didn't they finish the sentence, I wonder?
Leave right now y'all!
As Ed Reardon says, those 12 year olds at the BBC ...
DW
30.11.11
I Will Not Do That
I told him I would never rate or compare religions as I think about and work with people: human beings, not Christians, Muslims, Buddhists ...
I am happy to say he stopped asking me about this idea then.
A few years ago someone asked me about my experiences of working in Africa: what was it like, working with all those black people? I asked, what black people? I said I taught students and worked with colleagues: no black people!
No false labels and enforced divisions, thank you.
DW
27.11.11
School Report
The contents of the report book are revelatory!
DW
Deck of Cards
DW
Is there Life on Mars? Irrelevant
Along with many millions of people across the world I sat up all night and watched the first ever moon landing on television. Of course, we admired the Americans for their achievement and for the next decade or two I believed space exploration was exciting and a worthwhile thing to do.
Recently, I have come to realise space exploration is futile if only for one reason: distance.
It takes us 8 months just to get to Mars let alone the edge of the universe. The distances and time involved in space exploration means that nothing useful can come of it.
I could go on but I won't! Please comment if you disagree and I will happily discuss it further.
DW
26.11.11
Well, Well, Well: it IS working!
Half an hour ago I decided to take a look at the DVD player again. I thought, I am a meddler so what have I got to lose?
Let me keep a short story short. I am now watching the Shawshank Redemption on my DVD player and very old LG cathode ray tube television!
DW
Dear BBC, I KNOW Where Vienna is
As you are probably aware, people from the USA will often say, eg, Paris, France or London, England. Now, the reason for that is that in the USA there are MANY cities called Paris so they say Paris, France to ensure the listener is aware that they are NOT talking about Paris, Maryland or Paris, Ohio ... far be it from me to suggest that it's to do with geographical ignorance.
Well, well, well, TWICE today I have heard a BBC reporter or presenter say ... Vienna, Austria. One even said something like Glasgow, Scotland.
Dear BBC, take it from me I KNOW where Vienna is and if ever I did not know the whereabouts of a town or city I could readily find out for myself were I sufficiently motivated to do so.
DW
25.11.11
Local Food: freakinomics article
Here is another article of theirs that is hogwash: the Inefficiency of Local Food. Go to www.freakonomics.com to read the article.
These are my responses to that article: I tried to post them on the freakinomics site but their publish button was dead! There are many comments already there and some of them make excellent points too.
Not a good article at all. Several people have also pointed out the idea that local farms are for local food. So potatoes are better grown here rather than there: so what? Let's eat what we can grow and who says that we MUST trade our food with everyone else?
Here's something that I didn't see in this article: the current system encourages food waste. Not only is it very inefficient to produce meat versus grain but we throw away up to a third of all the food we buy anyway. Concentrating our minds on our own needs should help us to consider such waste.
More importantly, though, is the fact that the current system of absentee farming encourages a very large proportion of the population to become obese. As far as I know, obesity has not been factored into this article yet its reach is very wide ranging.
DW
The Twitchiest Girl?
The girl was 7 - 8 years old at a guess and she sat next to me. I have never met a twitchier child in my life. Talk about hyper active! Fortunately she slept much of the way but even then she spread herself and lolled where she wanted to loll!
Happily, the baby was calm and no one died.
DW
24.11.11
William Hague: tweets but no action
He said there's to be a big pow wow on Afghanistan now that the Brits are leaving: I responded that he needs help because there's much more to Afghanistan than the military problems.
Just now he said he's calling former ambassadors and others together to discuss how to make British Embassies dead good. I just wrote and told him about my friend in Riyadh who had a passport/visa problem and was given NO HELP at all from the Brit Embassy. They told him either to go home to the UK or send his passport off to Dusseldorf ... and in a month it would come back. Why Dusseldorf? Is Dusseldorf a suburb of a British city now? Embassy jobs off shored now??
My friend solved his problem, by the way, without having to travel anywhere. You know how he did it? British Ambassador intervened? An Embassy clerk took pity on him? Nope: a SAUDI NATIONAL solved the problem for him.
What's going on in the FCO Mr Hague? Looks like a right mess to me.
DW
Will Self ... dead loss!
Then again, my blog postings on this man come up on google immediately after Self's own entries ... I come in at umber 5 or 6 or so, page one! At least the world can read what he said v what he does!
No offence Mr Self but we deserve better.
DW
22.11.11
Pork Belly in Macau
She just went to an up market restaurant and said the fish dish she was served was delicious. Hmm, this explains her ever spreading girth. The dish was riddled with butter, olive oil (in Chinese cooking!!!); the risotto (in Chinese cooking!!!) was sloppy and the fish was burned.
Then again, Macau looks interesting!!
DW
20.11.11
There is an App for that!
Then it went off again later. And again ...
It was a clock with an auto alarm to announce prayer times.
Forgive me but I took the batteries out and put them back in the wrong way round.
Peace again!!
DW
Had Haway Jimmy, man
I never saw him as a player either and that was my loss.
Jimmy Adamson was the manager at Burnley for several years and during that time I watched the best football I have ever seen, week in and week out.
I was a regular supporter at Roker Park from 1979 - 1988 too but they never shone like Adamson's Burnley side much as I was happy to go there every home game for all those years.
Well done Jimmy, many thousands of people will remember you with a great deal of fondness.
DW
Had Haway Jimmy, man
I never saw him as a player either and that was my loss.
Jimmy Adamson was the manager at Burnley for several years and during that time I watched the best football I have ever seen, week in and week out.
I was a regular supporter at Roker Park from 1979 - 1988 too but they never shone like Adamson's Burnley side much as I was happy to go there every home game for all those years.
Well done Jimmy, many thousands of people will remember you with a great deal of fondness.
DW
18.11.11
Sepp Blatter
I have been told that if you go to FIFA headquarters you will find Blatter's relatives working there and you will find Blatter's neighbours from his tiny home village in Switzerland working there too.
His recent analysis of racism in football is one of his ineptitudes but someone keeps electing him back to the job.
Finally, I saw David Beckham on the television today and whilst I admire him as a footballer, his arms are just a pathetic mess with all of their tattoos: what on earth is he thinking?
DW
Technocrats and Lame Ducks
Let's run a competition: I think it's Presidential election time in the USA next year. When do you think the first stupid journalist will tag obama as a lame duck president. Four years ago it was in January or February 2009 ... very early in the campaign.
DW
17.11.11
Reggie Perrin ...
No offence intended but the majority of the television programmes they have on Emirates' ICE system are American so I looked for something British. I found REGGIE PERRIN. I found it hard to believe that they would revive such an idiosyncratic programme albeit one that was iconic in its own way at the time it first went out.
It started ... it was MODERN! A revival! Martin Clunes appeared as Perrin. Interesting, I thought. Was it any good? The lads in the office were nowhere near as good as the likes of John Baron, the MD Then former MD.
I didn't spot any of the classic one liners like, I didn't get where you are today without ...
I think the flashbacks were not of the mother in law and they were not of a Hippopotamus!
Was it funny? Hmm! A bit.
I only saw one episode so I cannot really judge too harshly or be to effusive in my praise.
Was it worth reviving? I don't know how many episodes they have made and whether they started with the fall ...
DW
Nice Story from Afghanistan
There's some good to come out of the place from time to time.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3227704.ece
DW
16.11.11
Pudding and a Crossword!
Now relaxing with The Times crossword!
DW
15.11.11
Dubai Metro Ineptitude
Luckily this is not London so I am not losing a King's ransom but I need help!!
DW
PS I am on the Metro again and after waiting ages for the couple in front of me to buy their two tickets, I impressed myself with my efficiency by knowing what to press and how to pay. I did it correctly.
However, after I had gone through the barrier I noticed the I had been given a ONE zone instead of an ALL zones ticket.
If you know the ticket machines here you will know that the one zone button and the all zones buttons are NOT next to each other and I could not have pressed one instead of all and I did not!
So, I lost another 50 pence or so!! All in a good cause.
DW
Incredible but True
Scary
DW
Emporio Armani Caffe: Mall of the Emirates
I have just ordered minestrone soup and some pasta I have never heard of, beginning with M! There will be porcini mushrooms and black truffle with the pasta.
Because I am not in a wifi zone, this message will contain my thoughts on the food as well as this anticipatory note!
The Verdict
The soup was a little heavy and more potato than minestrone. Earlier in the day it could be good.
The pasta was excellent: the pasta beginning with M was a kind of lasagne but much thinner. The mushroom flavour was strong, just as I like it and I would have that again at any time.
Tea time now: Armani black tea with ylang ylang and orange flowers! Very nice it is too. I have been given a small pot so let's see how good the second cup is. In terms of colour, the second cup is much darker than the first one. The orange is more pronounced in the second cup and there is a hint, just a hint, of bitterness behind it too. A nice cuppa!
The caffe was not crowded but there were enough customers to make life a little interesting!
DW
14.11.11
You Could not do that in X
I say, it's fine and when he said he'd been barred from entering another carriage I pointed out the women and children only privilege.
At that point my reaction on hearing about that privilege was to accept and understand that I am somewhere different from home.
This chap said, "Whoa! In X the liberals would have a field day with that one."
I wished that Lisbeth Salander had been with me to deal with this man!
We got off at the same station and he introduced himself with a look that said, "Hey, buddy ..." An error on my part got me out of a fix. I used the ticket machine at the station for the first time and made a right Horlicks of it. It cost me what turned out to be an AED8.5 fine and another AED4.5 for the return trip on top of the AED8 I innocently but wrongly paid for what I thought was the correct fare.
My new buddy left me to it!
What put me off this chap, apart from his silly remark on segregated carriages, was that as we were talking he showed no interest in my responses (I know, who does?!) AND half way through a sentence he started talking to someone else.
There you are! I dined alone as I had intended to do all along!
DW
13.11.11
Watch The Guard
A lugubrious main character is the worldly wise Sergeant Boyle. He takes on all comers: a sidekick who has a secret but who meets a grisly fate; and an FBI agent who is taken for a ride by the locals.
Many priceless moments but one of the best us when a ne'er do well taken in for questioning asks if a murder victim corpse has made a complaint against him!! Seeing's believing.
Good one!
DW
10.11.11
Better to Remember it this way!
The tree below looked so beautiful on 30th October 2011. I drove past it today and it is almost entirely devoid of leaves now: I did not take a photo of it today!
DW
Ready for a Fiesta?
All I need now is for the tree to grow and for lots of bees to pollinate the thing.
We had several fruit trees in our garden in Oxfordshire and we got some wonderful produce: apples and plums especially.
Here is the tree today:
I AM a number!
If you go to the BBC web site you will find out where in the 7 billion people list of humanity you are and where in the list of people who have ever lived you are.
My results are:
When I was born, I was the 2,643,427,345th person alive on Earth
I was the 75,917,780,258th person to have lived since history began
Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515
All figures are estimates of course but I’m glad to know that
DW
9.11.11
Another Mushroom Winner
Tablespoon of oil and a knob of butter
Half a medium sized onion finely chopped
Half a medium green pepper finely sliced
Six medium sized shiitake mushrooms sliced as thick as you like
Three or four tablespoons of sour cream
Tablespoon finely chopped coriander leaves
Seasoning to taste
Heat the oil and butter over a medium heat in a small, lidded saucepan
Sweat the onions in the oil and butter
Add the green pepper and cook for a minute
Add the mushrooms, stir thoroughly then close the pan lid
Cook on a medium heat for 3 - 4 minutes, stirring once or twice, by which times the mushrooms should be cooked
Add sour cream, stir and heat through
Add chopped coriander leaves and stir through
Ta daa! Done!
Eat on its own, as a side dish or eat with a fresh and crusty baguette ...
DW
7.11.11
Strictly not Watching
I faced a dilemma ... Strictly Come Dancing was about to start: watch or not watch?
I have seen this programme before and unlike that oaf Ed Balls MP who claims to love it, I was NOT enraptured by it at all.
In seconds I decided that the sight of the old has been Russell Grant wobbling across my screen was far too much for me. As for the rest, I think I had not heard of any of them, Minogue excepted.
No contest: I turned over to watch BBC Two and an excellent arts programme. I stayed with BBC Two all evening.
DW
Autumn Leaves
Like this ... St James' Park, Limehouse, London ...
DW
5.11.11
Non Wired!
Wireless mouse? Bluetooth keyboard? Mobile phone headset?
No! Back to the good old days: it's a bra!!!
DW
Tent City at St Paul's
I went to see and to take photos: I did both.
My reaction is that we are just too soft on these people by leaving them there. On the other hand some of what they say is right: not Mr Tie Dye, however!
When I was prevented from flying to Bangkok from Singapore because of the Red Shirt sit in there three years ago, I asked a taxi driver in Singapore what he thought about that sit: he replied, we would find them work.
These squatters would say that's the point, there is no work ... but listen carefully, the taxi driver said WORK not a job.
On the other hand, I believe these people are in the wrong place. They've been bought off by a donation from Barclays. Lots of city types have donated small sums of cash to the squatters too. Go and squat where the capitalists work or live, not outside a church. I understand your marketing strategy of course!
Where is the anger over torture of Afghans by Afghans? Why are they not squatting outside the Zimbabwe Embassy over the crimes against humanity perpetrated there? How about finding their way to helping the flooded of Thailand Mr Tie Dye?
Go and squat in Shar E Naw and argue with the Taliban and try to give hope to Afghanistan.
What about the tens of thousands of pensioners in Georgia who had half of their pensions stolen month after month? They needed your help too.
As my Maths teacher used to say: RAWW: right answer, wrong workings!!
DW
2.11.11
Middle Age Creaks!
That is, holding my arm in a fixed position for extended periods as I read and responded to emails and texts ... and too old not to suffer without having limbered up first!
I realised the problem and set about getting rid of it: job done!
The older we get the more we need to think about moving, not moving ... we DO suffer such creaks!
The other night I woke with terrible chest pains: middle the night, dying time! I realised I was sleeping on TWO pillows. I NEVER sleep on two pillows and my body was adjusting to something new!
Get ready old dears!
DW
22.10.11
Photographer Recognition!
Here it is: http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9621000/9621273.stm
My photo is photo number seven: you will see my name on it!
Here is the real thing too:
21.10.11
Lardless
DW
16.10.11
Getting Going ...
Yesterday was the normal day two: largely inactive catching up on things, cooking and not getting stressed.
Today, Sunday, I have decided I will be active: I need some shelves in my office and last night I decided to take apart the bed/chair that I built a few years ago and convert the word into shelves. Good wood, will look good. I will tidy up the small shelves that are already in the office.
I will be happy to be active and there is an article I have started to write: learning/teaching in Kabul, what we did to improve the educational experience of Afghan students in the areas of Accounting, Management and ICT. Worth waiting for!
DW
15.10.11
Are you Kidding?
I got home from Dubai early this morning and after pottering about for a while, went to bed to catch up on some sleep. At 1:30 pm the phone rang: at the other end was someone who introduced himself as representing an organisation which would save me money on all sorts of things. I listened politely as I was genuinely interested.
After a while this man asked me for my credit card details but I said I won’t give him them. So he said, give me your bank account details and we won’t take anything for a week: I said I never do that over the phone.
When he got the message that I would not be ready to hand over all of my banking details nem con, he just put the phone down on me!
I am sure this person will convince many people to hand over their cash but I won’t go on their list.
DW
10.10.11
The Will Self Challenge ANOTHER Update
I have finally got round to writing to Mr Self today and I have asked him how his job creation plans are going, vitally needed as they are at this time in the UK's business and economic cycle.
Should Self deign to reply I will post his responses here.
UPDATE as at 14th October 2011: no response so far. I'll remind him later!
UPDATE as at 20th October 2011:. I wrote again to Self following a rant of his on Radio 4 on Sunday morning but no reply. I'll give him one more chance and then think of another tack if that fails.
UPDATE as at 10th November 2011: I have written twice since I last reported back here and this shameless man will not put his money where his mouth is. He brazenly told the British people that he could provide many more jobs for £9 billion than the 2012 Olympic organisation can but he will not develop it further when someone calls his bluff. What a chancer and thank God I have never bought any of his publications so he is not getting fat or buying his fags and wine on my money.
DW
Come off it Dr Fox
9.10.11
The Perils of Sitting TOO Still
Welcome to my iPad 2
27.9.11
To Sleep, Perchance to Sleep far too long!
Got home around 9:30 am yesterday after my Far East Holiday and pottered about with coffee, unpacking, emails etc and then had something to eat.
At around 1 pm I went to bed for a LIE DOWN ... 10 hours later, I woke up! Doh! I normally sleep for 2 - 3 - 4 hours on return but 10 hours? Never done that before.
So, I have been awake since 11 pm. The good part is that I finished The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest: book three of the fantastic Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson.
At 5 am I will go to the supermarket! Never done that before either … shopping so early!!
DW
8.9.11
Tip for Travellers
If you decide to have a bowl of cereal for breakfast do NOT spill milk down your shirt and trousers at the very beginning of your journey.
DW
30.8.11
I might be Interested but it has to be a two way Street!
Normally, I sit on aeroplanes and keep myself to myself. Sometimes I have sat next to old people, especially, who seem to be a bit befuddled and I might talk to them. If someone talks to me, I will reply.
So, this chap told me about his trip, he listened politely to some of what I said in return but once he was satisfied that I knew about his son and their trip to Indonesia, he got his book out and started reading!
That's FYI, people!
DW
29.8.11
Red Bean and Vegetable Stew
Every now and then I come across or even create some excellent food: this dish is one of those moments. Try it, adapt it as you wish and then enjoy it … no meat, no fuss, very little cost!
Ingredients
- 1 medium sized onion, halved then sliced
- two medium sized carrots, sliced
- 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
- 6 - 8 button mushrooms, sliced or chopped or left whole
- can of chopped tomatoes (optional)
- two medium sized potatoes, each cut into 8 - 10 pieces
- can of red kidney beans
- tomato paste/puree
- seasoning
- oil for frying
Method
heat the oil to medium heat and throw in the garlic: allow them to cook for a few seconds to release their flavour and then add the onions and carrots. let these cook until the onions are soft and see through
add mushrooms and potatoes, stir and cook for a further few minutes, to heat the potatoes through a little
add two heaped teaspoons of tomato paste and the entire can of beans, juices included
then quickly add the entire can of chopped tomatoes with additional boiling water if needed OR boiling water, to cover all of the ingredients then bring the pan to the boil*
put a lid on your pan/pot now and reduce the temperature to low to cook the stew on simmer for as long as it takes to cook the potatoes at which point the stew is ready
season to taste
*at this stage and as an alternative, you could put the stew in the oven on medium heat to cook the potatoes if you wish and that will enhance the flavour but extend the cooking time
This stew takes 15 minutes or so to prepare and about the same to cook, on the hob, longer in the oven. The stew is a meal in itself and will serve 2 - 4 people depending on which meal of the day and appetites. Crusty buttered bread goes well with it!
DW
26.8.11
Cricket: the definition
Friend (female, not British): There's a team, a big stick and a ball. That's it!
Me: I see.
Isn't that the simplest definition of cricket you have ever seen?
DW
25.8.11
How to Make Chips ... PROPERLY
However, Simon ... he's from Bury and called Simon can you believe ... extolled the virtues of double fried chips. My response to that? Tosh, utter tosh! Jack Locke would be turning in his grave if ever he heard that people said the perfect chip is the double fried chip.
Here is the ONLY way to make perfect chips, with or without a chip pan or deep fat fryer. Prepare the chips in the way you prefer (thin, thick, peeled or unpeeled ...) and bring your chosen fat to the correct temperature. Bring the fat back to the correct temperature as it WILL have cooled as the chips have been added. NOW, immediately reduce the temperature to low and cook the chips until they become soft, i.e. cooked. THEN turn the temperature high again and the fat will bubble with joy. Cook now until the chips are as brown and crisp as YOU like them. Bear in mind that the chips will turn brown very quickly so be careful not to overcook them.
THIS will give you perfect chips!
That's not to say that double fried chips aren't any good, maybe they are; but my method, culled from standing in the queue in Locke's chip shop as a child and watching how Jack made the perfect chip shop chip, is the ONLY way. I would guess that no chip shop worth its salt ever double fries its chips! Well, maybe that nancy cook from Yorkshire's granny did!
DW
17.8.11
Ironing: the laws
Here are some laws of ironing that I know everyone knows but maybe they haven’t been shared until now:
1 The crease that you accidentally iron in the wrong place will never come out
a) until the next time the garment is washed if it is a minor item of clothing
b) if the garment and the place on the garment where the crease is made is of strategic significance
2 The crease that you deliberately iron into a sleeve or a trouser leg is volatile and can be removed in a simple hiss of steam and will drop out almost immediately the garment is worn
3 The amount of water needed to complete your ironing with a standard (ie not travelling) steam iron is governed by the irritability law of ironing
wn = 0.25l + 1.35KgC
where:
wn = water needed
l = litre
KgC = litres per kilogrammes of clothes to be ironed
4 The temperature setting on an iron can be left at … for all things worn by males
5 The temperature setting on an iron is infinitely variable for all things worn by females
6 The corollary of rule 5 is that no male can ever understand and effectively apply rule 5
7 The amount of training required to iron clothes properly is in inverse proportion to the amount of training actually received.
I am sure there are many more of these laws and would love to hear them!
DW
12.8.11
Submerged … and under water too!
I heard this on the radio this morning:
they … submerged speakers … actually under the water
Midge Ure
Radio 4 at 11:31 am
11th August 2011
The Art of Water Music
DW
8.8.11
Too old to complain?
I need to write about this and send it to the BBC but if I did they would reply and tell me that I am too old and that they are aiming at a younger audience.
Fine!
Anyway, I just watched a “comedy” programme from the BBC on my laptop and the compere introduced each “act” by saying, “Give it up for X …” I know and you know that no one knows what on earth it means to give it up for someone or something. So,
Dear BBC … let’s have people speaking English on the BBC please.
In fact, I think I’ll start an ePetititon for that.
DW
If you enjoy a rant … have a ruddy good go!
I seem to remember that Gordon Brown got involved in this big society idea; and of course fell foul of it.
They’ve done it again and it’s a winner in my opinion. Take yourself along to this web site: http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk and click on view all petitions then start reading.
As I am reading down the list, sad to say that many of the petitions have earned just one vote. You start a debate on a matter of importance to you and you vote for it. You then wait for 99,999++ other people to agree with you at which point your idea MIGHT attract some parliamentary interest.
Of course I am reading them to see what kind of rants are getting through. Here’s an entertaining one entitled Reduce number of anti social 4x4s, started by Alex Gordon and you’ve only got until 7th August 2012 to vote for it or it will die, presumably. I won’t do any canvassing on the 4x4 rant but Gordon has a three point plan to do with 4x4s. For example, “3. Permit local councils to dictate all 4x4s registered in their area to be painted vibrant colours (eg bright pink) with slogans (eg I can’t help being selfish, sorry) and to ban very dark windows.”
Now’s your chance to get involved.
DW
7.8.11
Gone for a Walk!
So, on Friday, I trusted the weather forecast and set off from home to walk to Ogden Water in Halifax. The weather was pretty good but even though it's early August, I did the right thing to wear a pullover and shirt as well as taking a coat with me.
I made a mistake by not checking my camera battery the night before: I had charged the battery over the weekend so was completely surprised to find the battery totally drained as I tried to take my first photo!
After that, I had an ordnance survey map with me and referred to it frequently: good practice and good safety I'd say. As a second safety device, I checked that my phone was working from time to time ... and it wasn't always working! There are black spots in phone coverage. However, the only black spot I found was at Ogden Water itself; and there were other people there!! So no damage done.
I spent a total of four hours on the hoof altogether and was absolutely warn out by the time I got home at 3 pm.
I had a long hot shower as soon as I got in as I was dripping in sweat: really, my shirt and pullover were drenched! I lay on the bed after the shower and fell asleep. A good day but there are so many hills and the terrain can be rough that the work was hard!
I was dreading Saturday but my legs had stood up well (pun intended!) and I walked to the supermarket and back and while I am no longer a whippet like young chap, it went well.
Today, Sunday, I can walk up and down stairs without dragging myself with the aid of the bannister!
I want to take another walk today but it is persistently tipping it down!
Remember, I couldn't use my good camera but my phone camera did quite well ...
You'll find many more photos and a video on my Facebook page ... why not hurtle over there now?
DW
24.7.11
So that's where it went ...
That's a top tip.
DW
22.7.11
Witchcraft or is it that Steve Jobs knows what he’s doing?
So I bought a MacBook Pro and all is well. I have yet to learn all of its ins and outs but it starts quickly, comes out of hibernation quickly, opens software quickly. Macs update software in a tidy and orderly manner …
Following on from my Windows mayhem of the other day, I bought, downloaded and installed OS Lion for the Mac last night and it worked. The file is a monstrous 3.5 Gb but i let it download and once it had, it took 40 minutes or so to install and reboot … ready for action.
The promised features are installed and they work. Instantly available la la la.
Some of the features, such as moving between pages and files and software by sliding … truly beautiful!
We used to have the blue screen of death with Windows. Windows XP seemed to get rid of it. I am getting more and more and more blue wheels of death now with Vista and Windows 7. Blue wheel and Not Responding messages. Tired of them.
So far Jobs 10 v Gates 0
DW
21.7.11
You think I’d Learn!
Following on from my previous post, I volunteered for the self inflicted wound of accepting an invitation to install Internet Explorer 9. Why did I think that would be any good?
I started using it and found that I was chopped off from Facebook every two or three minutes. I thought, hmm, poor connection.
After a gap of a couple of hours, I logged on again to Facebook and was cast out yet again so I put two and two together and closed IE9 probably never to open it again. I can’t remember the details but I had a similar experience when IE8 was now and I rarely used that too.
We now know that there’s only one way that Bill Gates III got to be so wealthy don’t we?
DW
20.7.11
Gatesed AGAIN!
My limp wristed HP laptop has been in storage since April but had to be dragged into service this week. I have spent the week in Saudi Arabia, back on the road; and needed to use and demonstrate Excel 2007 … installed on the HP laptop.
Here’s the truth: when one leaves a laptop in storage for four months, there are many, many, many updates to download once the thing is revived. This week I have been caught out to the nth degree. Monday was bad but today was the worst.
On Monday I downloaded and installed some Windows nonsense and the thing ran slower than a very slow thing … spreadsheets had their buttons all grey … I overcame all of that. Then Wednesday, today: i knew last night that I had downloaded and started to install some more Windows nonsense last night. This morning, I started the computer at 5:45 am … yes FIVE 45 am: I had things to do. An hour and a half later, having not been able to do any work, I thought my worries were over. Remember, I had things to do … I hadn’t been able to do them.
Because I wasn’t able to do my work, I was caught short initially but being cool and suave I overcame all obstacles.
The moral of this story: buy a Mac!
DW
2.7.11
Torchwood and Top Gear
Torchwood … now what is that all about?
I get the impression it’s a very popular programme on British television. I have seen one episode on BBC World and some trailers and documentaries telling us how the special effects work. In my opinion it’s probably only second to Top Gear in its crassness.
Tell me you disagree but it’s pretty amateur to me.
Top Gear! Today I happened to see that long haired girl flying a barrage balloon with a caravan strapped to it. It was flying out of control and when it floated across Norwich Airport’s live runways and air space I felt the time had come to close that stupid programme. As the girly presenter was imploring them not to scramble the police helicopter, he crashed into a wood and the shame of it is that he wasn’t even hurt a little bit.
Call it nonsense entertainment with cars and a girly presenter, a small unfunny man and Jeremy “Jemima Puddleduck” Clarkson the utterly untalented and that’s fine. To pretend that Top Gear is anything else is an insult.
DW
26.6.11
Air Con: give it a swerve
Following that bad touch of bronchitis I had at the start of this year, brought on by thinking having a room heater on 24 hours a day was a good idea, I said to myself … never again.
It’s hot here now so I put the air conditioning unit on for just five or so minutes a time three or four times a day. Guess what? I’ve got the sniffles!
First time I switched it on, a load of fine dust came flying out. Since then, no dust and I really have had the thing on for no more than five minutes or so.
These things are so unhealthy and should be avoided at all costs. However, I am fighting the sniffles.
DW
24.6.11
Moscow Snippets
The trouble with Facebook is that it is keeping me away from here. I am posting photos there and bits of what I am up to. The photos: well, I wouldn’t post so many here anyway.
I recently spent a fantastic week in Moscow and have uploaded a lot of photos to Facebook. Here are just a few with a tiny commentary.
Firstly, my favourite painting from the Tretyakovsky Gallery
This is a portrait of VA Perovsky and I love his individuality. If you go to the gallery, just compare this portrait with the portraits of just about everyone else there!
Also from the Tretyakovsky Gallery but I was tired by this time so I took long range photos as I sat on a bench and zoomed in using the camera. Lazy way but smart and not an especially important painting!
Statue of Peter I: this is a MUST SEE statue. The Soviets and now the Russians have a monopoly on the world’s best statues, on average. Here’s one of their newest, on a bend in the Moscow River. It’s huge but I love it although most Muscovites don’t, apparently:
From the Polytechnicheski Museum … Felix the Cat?
Anyone know what this is? Answers on a postcard.
Metro sign:
From Moscow Zoo: my favourite bird photo
Another major statute, also at Moscow Zoo: Pushkin’s tales or something!
Well, there you are … some of what I did and where I went in Moscow. Fabulous weather, by the way, all week!
DW
20.5.11
Fran for London 2012
Time to help to publicise Fran.
Daughter Fran is well on the road to the London Paralympics in 2012, next year.
The Olympics organising committee has just announced that they are looking for 8,000 Olympic torch bearers and Fran has let it be known that she’d like to be one of them! I agree. So, take a look at this:
http://www.fran-williamson.co.uk/latest-news.html
Where you will find a lot of information about Fran and the link to nominate her as torch bearer. It doesn’t say so and in case you don’t know, Fran lives in Cambridgeshire … it’s a question on the nomination form!
Take a look at this, too: http://www.anglia.ac.uk/ruskin/en/home/news/countdown_to_2012_paralympics.html
Fran’s new publicist Chris is doing a good job for her!
DW
8.5.11
You know you’ve a good idea when …
… someone steals it and claims it as their own.
It happens now and again and happened yesterday.
I am strong!
DW
2.5.11
Beatification of Someone
Please stop this nonsense. Someone is going through the process of beatification in Rome. The miracle that is supposed to have started this is far from confirmed: what is worse is that the supposed miracle comes from a Nun … someone whose psychology is probably already suspect in terms of something like this.
Still, they have done it now and the world will shortly see its first celebrity Saint, thus opening the door to the ghastly spectre of future Vatican TV showing programmes such as
- Big Saint
- Come Sainting
- SingalongaSaint
- The Saint Factor
All future Popes can probably expect to be elevated from now on.
Mugabe was invited and went to the ceremony too and that can’t be right can it?
The is perfect Church politics and nothing less. It has nothing to do with reality let alone spirituality.
DW
30.4.11
It’s Official: it’s amazing!
It’s official: the wedding yesterday was amazing … the Queen said so as she arrived back at Buckingham Palace.
Let it be said that I have not watched a Royal Wedding since I have no idea when! Charles, no; Anne, never; Andrew, as if; Edward, pshaw … any others?
On behalf of a friend in a country far away who was trapped in an office without access to a television, I turned official wedding photographer. OK so snaps using a 3Mp camera in a BlackBerry Bold is hardly the stuff of photographic heaven. However, I provided a running commentary on colours of outfits and then the first official photos of the bride’s dress. Within a minute or so, my photo had gone around the world and people in that office were delighted.
The IMOM strikes again! Glad to be of service ma’am!
As to the wedding: imagine being the woman, much more than the man, who has such a superb choice of venue, order of service, dress, reception, palace, soldiers. For Britain, this is a magnificent contribution to the marketing of the country. No one on the planet who loves a parade and some ceremony can deny that yesterday’s spectacle was magnificent.
Hundreds of millions of Pounds will pour into Britain as a direct result of this ceremony: it wasn’t even a State event!
As for the drivel spoken by so called commentators and people in the crowds … they’re such nice people, he’s really down to earth … tripe. All tripe and really uncalled for. The Royal Family is among the world’s most privileged group of people: not just for inherited wealth but for access and isolation. They can really go where and do what they want, when they want and hang the consequences. Just look at the behaviour of the Duke of York: lambasted for his behaviour in his roving business ambassador role.
Then the people highlighted by the BBC as they entered the Abbey. The Beckhams and Elton John: the zenith of British society? I think not! And that Tara Palmer Blah Ma … hardly the epitome of role models for young girls.
Overall, a fabulous day out for Britain shared by the world and it’s something we do well in the UK. Would I sack the palaces today and disband the royalty, though? Yes!
I chatted to people throughout the day from half a dozen countries around the world and they ALL watched the wedding and loved it: or they looked in awe at my photographs and my mini commentary and loved it.
Crack on with normal life now!
DW
28.4.11
That Middleton Girl
A wedding is taking place tomorrow in London as the world knows. By ACCIDENT, I have been caught by the odd programme on the BBC as it whirs away in the background. How they can drag out people like Piers Morgan to provide an “insight” into these people is a mystery: what we get from the likes of him is sycophancy and nothing less. Oh! He (Bill) is so funny, he is so charming, he is so clever … She (Cate) is charming, she is so beautiful …
They show Cate growing up and when they show a photo and say she was the most beautiful girl in her year, her school, her village, the world, I find myself looking round to see if another, parallel universe, has opened up around me.
She was ordinary, she is not far from ordinary. There are already deeply chiselled lines down her cheeks. Yes, she is fine but let’s agree on that.
Tomorrow there will be a fantastic touristic spectacle that is good for Britain but can we leave the crap in the crappery?
DW
25.3.11
Telephone Time bomb?
I am sitting here knowing that my mobile phone may well have been ruined.
I was happy to see that BlackBerry have made their OS version 6 available for my phone so I was installing it. There is a warning that says
During these steps do not disconnect your device or interrupt this process as it could make your device unusable.
So, there was a power cut and the wifi connection was lost. The downloading of files seems to have stopped now.
Can’t blame Gates for this one.
DW
21.3.11
Microsoft Comes … second
You can’t say I didn’t give them a fair crack of the whip because I did.
I downloaded and installed IE9 in spite of major problems with getting it done. It looks alright and I have used it and then given it a test: after all, it claims to be slick, fast …
I asked IE9 to go to my own web site www.duncanwil.co.uk … I counted to 9 then my home page loaded. I then asked it to find www.bbc.co.uk and counted to 15 this time before it opened.
Then I used Chrome for the same tasks:
- my site opened within a count of 3
- the BBC site opened on the count of 7
Any more need to be said Mr Gates III?
DW
18.3.11
These 1,000 People who Rule the World
Anyone who comes here and to my Facebook page knows that I think the British Foreign Secretary, a certain W (Billy the Beer) Gaygue is less than a full shilling. I was astounded to see in a poll in the Economist that more people think that he would be a good replacement for Faux PM Cameron if Cameron were to step down than any other senior Tory politician. This is astounding because Gaygue is a serial nonentity albeit one who has done very well for himself.
Gaygue’s track record includes wandering around his home town at the age of 14 telling people how he was going to be prime minister; his time at the Oxford Union in which he incompetently mismanaged a simple ballot; his far right leaning tendencies in Europe; his “gay incidents” during the last election campaign; his schoolboy style announcement that he and his equivalents around the world set world foreign policy by text message (lol); his claim that Gaddafi had fled to Venezuela; the SAS debacle in Libya … and on and on.
Yet on the news this morning, there he was spouting some nonsense analysis about the UN Libya no fly zone pronouncement that a 16 year old studying politics would have been ashamed of.
Then again, have you seen that Clinton woman recently? Wild eyes, hair a complete mess, clothes looking like Bill has slept in them.
These two people are unfit to lead yet look at the positions they are in.
Eeesshh!
DW
16.3.11
It’s in the Stars
On my iPod I installed an app called APOD: astronomy picture of the day. Go to apod.nasa.gov to sign up for this free service. Every day, almost anyway, I receive a new photo from space. Many of these photos are outrageously fabulous. Here are links to just three of them.
Two of the photos I have chosen appeal to me as much from a photographer’s point of view as an astronomer’s point of view. The third photo is not new but it’s just such a nice image of the moon.
Time Lapse Photographs
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110314.html
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110310.html
The Moon
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap110303.html
DW
11.3.11
Fatties … not only Wal Mart
No sooner had I uploaded my previous post than I followed the reference and found the following, less surprising I think but still useful lessons for us all … including policymakers.
The connection between petrol prices and obesity
I find evidence of a negative association between gasoline prices and body weight using a fixed effects model with several robustness checks. I also show that increases in gas prices are associated with additional walking and a reduction in the frequency with which people eat at restaurants, explaining their effect on weight. My estimates imply that 8% of the rise in obesity between 1979 and 2004 can be attributed to the concurrent drop in real gas prices, and that a permanent $1 increase in gasoline prices would reduce overweight and obesity in the US by 7% and 10%.
Citation
Charles Courtemanche. "A Silver Lining? The Connection Between Gasoline Prices and Obesity" Economic Inquiry (2010).
I am not sure the following is as clear cut as anyone who has stopped smoking knows, an increase in weight usually follows. I present here anyway since the author has done the research and I have not!
Rising Cigarette Prices and Rising Obesity
Economists have begun to debate if the rise in cigarette prices in the US in recent decades has contributed to the nation's rise in obesity, reaching conclusions that are surprisingly sensitive to specification. I show that allowing for the effect to occur gradually over several years leads to the conclusion that a rise in cigarette prices is actually associated with a long-run reduction in body mass index and obesity. This result is robust to the different methodologies used in the literature. I also provide evidence that indirect effects on exercise and food consumption may explain the counterintuitive result.
Citation
Charles Courtemanche. "Rising Cigarette Prices and Rising Obesity: Coincidence or Unintended Consequence?" Journal of Health Economics(2009).
DW
Fatties … not only Fast Food “Restaurants”
The following summary speaks for itself and I have to say I was surprised at the extent of the ruination of modern supermarkets.
Spread of Wal-Mart Supercenters Linked to Obesity
Research suggests that one additional Wal-Mart Supercenter per 100,000 residents increases individuals' probability of being obese by 2.3 percentage points, say Charles Courtemanche of the University of North Carolina and Art Carden of Rhodes College. The researchers, publishing in the Journal of Urban Economics, say their study implies that proliferation of Wal-Mart Supercenters, which offer food at highly discounted prices, explains 10.5% of the U.S. rise in obesity since the late 1980s.
Source: the daily stat from the Harvard Business Review 9th March 2011
DW
26.2.11
Offensive? Then don’t include it
I know it’s not the first time it’s happened but I have just seen the start of a programme on BBC Entertainment and the announcer said:
the following programme contains offensive language and parental guidance is advised
Excuse me, but if they have to warn us all that there is OFFENSIVE language and parents have to be careful then that suggests something is wrong. So here is my solution: STOP including offensive language in your programmes, it really is NOT necessary.
I can imagine bad words without hearing them. I can imagine frustrations from a gangster or someone trying to be funny on a chat show.
Dear BBC: I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ANYONE EFFING AND BLINDING MORNING NOON AND NIGHT.
DW
30.1.11
Arabs’ Got Talent
Britain’s got Talent … not compared to this it hasn’t.
Whilst it seems that a quarter of the UK population is glued to their television sets every time some untalented amateurs slither onto their screens, they ought to take a look at something better.
I have just seen a young lady on Arabs’ Got Talent and she wasn’t a scruffy or obese and untalented warbler, she was young and fit and slim and she did an excerpt from Swan Lake … ballet dancer. Nice music and nice dancing.
Of course, I couldn’t understand anything the judges were saying but they were following the usual formula of having two kind judges and one loopy judge. How do I know that if I don’t understand the language? The audience’s reaction told me.
Take a break from the dross and do something better.
DW