Coolpis

I kid you not: in Asia they sell something called Coolpis Kimchee.

Kimchee is a tasty and healthy Chinese cabbage salad ... What made them add the coolpis though?

DW
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MAN Breakfast

How about this for haute cuisine and health consciousness at Manchester Airport?

Full English Breakfast and a pint of Lager £9.99 ... astonishing bilge.

DW
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Grassington

In the Square in Grassington there is a shop called the Rustic Rabbit and next door the shop is owned by Robert Bunney.

I kid you not!

DW
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Scabchester United

I was horrified and disgusted yesterday when I watched the Manchester United v Bolton.

 

I switched on to see a penalty area and Cristiano Ronaldo falling to the floor inside the area. I said, I didn't see what happened but I know it CANNOT have been a penalty. I was right but referee Styles awarded Scabchester Utd a penalty. That man is a penalty cheat and yet he wins penalties far too much for ANYONE's liking.

 

Scabchester is such a good team, they do not need to cheat.

 

Simply awful.

 

DW

Mortgages as they used to be

I have just come across this and thought it was so good and so simple that I had to share it. Please remember that anyone who is around about 45 years older and more will recognise what you are about to read: this is exactly how it used to be.

“One case in point is Hudson City Bancorp, a 140 year old company based in Paramus, New Jersey that has managed to avoid the mortgage meltdown and continues to post tremendous results. Business journalists have discovered this quiet little outfit and marvelled at its strategic insights. Its shares are up 50% since last August, when the credit crisis really kicked in. "Hudson City banks the old-fashioned way," Newsweek marvelled. "It takes deposits and makes mortgages to people who buy homes in which they plan to live. And then it hangs on to" the mortgages, rather than sell them in the secondary market.

Imagine the brilliance! Take deposits. Make sensible loans. Repeat over and over again, until your market capitalisation approaches $10 billion.” PLEASE NOTE THE IRONY!!

The New York Times tried to unpack the secrets of Hudson's success and offered this analysis: "The bank carefully screened loan applicants to ensure they would be able both to afford a new house and reside there, rather than flip it. And the bank demanded hefty down payments ... as a cushion against any sharp drop in home prices, because it planned to hang on to the loans."

What a formula! Make sure borrowers can afford their loans. Insist that they make a big down payment. Favour owners over speculators. AGAIN NOTE THE IRONY!!”

The real benefit of what this traditional, safe and sensible mortgage provider does is easily seen in the following figures:

“The bank has written 100,000 mortgages worth $26 billion and has a grand total of 15 foreclosures. Not 15%, just 15 mortgages out of 100,000.”

Source: http://discussionleader.hbsp.com/taylor/2008/09/why_the_mortgage_meltdown_hasn.html?cm_mmc=npv-_-LISTSERV-_-SEP_2008-_-STRATEGY

So, here is the model of what we used to do in the pre Thatcher days. So what went wrong? It’s obvious isn’t it?!

DW

Windows Live Writer

I am always one to try something new and to be as up to date as possible in the computing world. I don’t necessarily have the biggest and best hardware but I like my software to be up to date.

I run Office 2007, I have just upgraded Smart Draw to version 2009, I have reinstalled Dreamweaver and yesterday I installed Acrobat Reader version 9. Just a few examples of my software world.

Here’s another example: I have just installed Windows Live Writer (Beta) and this message is coming to you, together with the following photo and table, courtesy of WLW. Let’s see if it’s any good. I am not going to stress the system, just testing as uploading photos to this Blog is a bit of a faff: not difficult but a faff.

I like this photo of some arch ways to be found in the Forbidden City: I call it Cloisters.

WLW also claims to be able to include tables in a posting so let’s try that too:

Destination	Duration
Geneva	6 days
Beijing	9 days

There you are and if I can shrink it down enough, I am going to upload a video of yours truly walking around a part of Beijing. The title includes the phrase Hapless Tyke, so that gives you a clue of the flavour of the film.

DW

Wise Words from Henry Ford

Remembering the apparently ongoing financial crisis, how prophetic are these words?

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

True!!

DW
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Britain's Finest

Although I spend a lot of time abroad I do appreciate some of the finer things that Britain has to offer. To whit, I have just enjoyed a meal comprising wholemeal bread and butter with a plate of mushy peas. You can't beat that!

Please note, proper mushy peas made from dehydrated marrowfat peas and not, never, from a tin!

DW
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The Ordinary Rose Speaks

Stuart Rose (bogus Chairman of M&S) has opened his empty mouth again. Rose is reported as saying that the government was too slow to react to recent financial market woes.

Gee Rosie, teach me your insights. Nothing to do with 20: 20 hindsight then!

Clot!

DW
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Google's Chrome Browser

I downloaded and started using google’s Chrome web browser because I was sick to death of seeing Internet Explorer using as much as 100 megabytes of memory to bring me what often looked like the simplest of html pages. 

At first Chrome used up a lot less memory. Then I noticed yesterday that it was using THREE instances of memory ... don’t know how to say that really. All added up to about 70 – 80 Mb of RAM. 

I have just looked again and today Chrome is currently nestling in 105 Mb of RAM plus  25Mb of RAM and 43 Mb of RAM ... worse than IE, I can hardly believe it. They really are all the same these people. What is all that nonsense about Chrome being an new operating system within a browser and being more efficient and the rest of it? Bullspoo that's what! 

DW

Random Musings

Well, not so random really as regular readers to this august Blog will recognise the themes in what I am about to write. 

Obesity 

You might have been watching the Olympics and Paralympics on your television over the last month or so. In many of the programmes you will have seen you can’t help failing to have noticed how slim, indeed petite, many Chinese women and men are. It is a source of major embarrassment to go to somewhere like Beijing, then, to see representatives of your own country barrelling out of their hotel rooms into the streets, restaurants and sights of their host country. 

Who is it who has decided that it is becoming more acceptable and therefore normal for people to become and stay obese. Middle aged people become overweight and always have. Some more than others of course; but I am really concerned by this scenario: 

As I left Beijing I went to the airport in a mini bus with an English family of father, mother and two children: 

• Father around 6 feet tall and obese
• Mother around 5 feet 7 inches tall and obese
• Daughter as tall as her mother and around 22 – 24 years of age and obese
• Son as tall as his mother and around 17 – 18 years old and significantly overweight 

These people are unhealthy by dint of being overweight. At the moment they could tell me that they have made the choice to be obese and it is none of my business. Well, in a few years’ time when the father starts to get short of breath and maybe becomes one of the many on incapacity benefits and has to visit the hospital more and more for more and more treatment, then it ceases to be a personal matter and becomes a matter for society. The same with the mother. Even worse for their children as I assume that they have become obese or overweight many years before their parents. Hence the children will become a burden on the State a decade or even more before their parents will. 

This is a shocking state of affairs and these people need to be educated out of their Burger bars and their outsize portions in other equally unhealthy restaurants. 

The sad news is that it was apparent in Beijing that as China is becoming richer the Chinese are starting to suffer from Western dietary and weight problems. A few children and a few adults are outsize now. I can’t estimate what proportion of Chinese people are obese now but the signs are there. McDonalds is there as is KFC and all of the other monstrous fast food outlets that parade as restaurants. 

Authenticity … not 

On the plane home from Beijing I sat through the latest Indiana Jones film: like the rest, wham bam; heaps of incredible action; the Russkies are still managing to be the enemy … The film is set in the 40s or 50s, not sure although I think they did tell us the date and they obviously went to great lengths to make the buildings, the clothes and the cars all appropriate for the period. Then they did their usual thing with the language. Whilst the majority of things we say now are the same as the things we said in the 1940s and 1950s, their script writers and editors fail to appreciate that in those days even the Americans didn’t say things like this, in one sentence: 

It’s about money, it’s about fame, it’s about archaeology … 

If you’re going to go to such lengths to get the setting right, don’t forget the language too. 

Pink Floyd 

You might have seen that Richard Wright of Pink Floyd has just died: 65 years old and died of cancer. Again on the plane I took the chance to take a look at the Pink Floyd compilation they have on their ICE system (spot the airline!!) and found: 

• Arnold Layne
• See Emily Play
• Bike
• Among others

Loads of very fond memories came flooding back as I listened to them again … man! Ave atqe vale Richard! 

Diana Dors 

I think I have ranted about Diana Dors before. Dors was an overweight bleach blonde woman who was famous in the 1950s and 1960s in the UK. I couldn’t understand her fame then and I can’t understand it now. I watched a bit of her on the Tommy Cooper show on the ICE system. She tried to tell a joke: it fell flat. Then she tried to sing a song: she warbled. Tell me the secret and let me become a celebrity like that. 

Wow! 

I met a quiet and unassuming American on the Great Wall of China! He was in my tour party and we chatted a bit. He is an animator from Hollywood and works on projects for ESPN, Fox, ABC and a few of the other big television stations in the States. We talked about lots of things and he kept saying Wow! At first I thought he thought I was saying interesting and profound things. Then I heard him chatting to other people and he said wow to lots of things they were saying too! 

No offence, just his way of speaking I think. 

DW

She was Mobbed!

After her SILVER medal winning perfomance in Beijing last night daughter Fran came out to see her mam and me and she was beseiged by people wanting to have their photos taken with her.

Fran was a bit overwhelmed but copes well with these things.

These medals go in the vault at the bank now along with the others.

DW.
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Himalayas

Flew over the Himalayas this morning: they were bathed in unbroken and glorious sunshine most of the time. I've flown over them before but some things are just awe inspiring. They are so rich in features as well as beauty. DW Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

Bronze for Fran

Daughter Fran has just won a Bronze medal for Great Britain at the Paralympics in Beijing. D0 metres Freestyle class S3.

One more race on Monday.

This is a fantastic place and event.

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China 3

On the subject of Transport, I have come to a place a bit further away from the hotel than I was at the end of my Forbidden City walk yesterday. I took the Tube: stress and hassle free and it cost me just 2 Yuan to get here: that's 16 pence.

Stick your rickshaw laddie!

Meeting up with an old mate of mine from Malawi and Kazakhstan later. He's working on social security reform. Haven't seen him for about ten years.

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China 1

This place is magnificent in the scale of the way it does things and there is an energy here that isn’t obvious everywhere else I go.

 

The Beijing Paralympic Games is being hosted on a grand scale, the event locations are grand and superb: talk about photogenic. I have been over to the water cube (cube? Whoever named it the cube must have been away sick when they were supposed to be learning about shapes in maths at school. It’s a cuboid) twice. The aquatic centre, to give its proper name, is right next door to the bird’s nest stadium and together they make up a magnificent spectacle at night. Thousands of people throng there too to enjoy the sights and the music driven water fountains.

 

I have been to watch some swimming events then and they are brilliant. Can you imagine winning a man with no arms winning the backstroke event? It happened. Can you imagine someone who is wheelchair bound winning the 100 metres freestyle event? It happened. These athletes are serious people. Life has cut them a dashing blow from birth or as the result of an accident but that didn’t leave them rotting in bed and wondering what to do. They have taken life at the full and they are doing something positive.

 

I watched the men’s Boccia final last night: a game akin to crown green and flat green bowling. The two Portuguese gentlemen in the final were wheelchair bound and clearly severely disabled. There they were though, playing this game to a high standard and giving it there all. I have said it before and I will say it again: those lousy young people in the UK and the rest of the world who mope around with “nothing to do” need to watch these athletes and think again.

 

On a thread on the Have your Say section of the BBC website there was a woman who said it is sick that the Paralympics is being held at all. I know who is the more sick don’t you? I couldn’t respond to that woman at the time but there were lots of people who put her properly and firmly in her place.

 

DW

China 2

Igot a taxi to the Forbidden City yesterday as I was worn out from all of my exertions and my right knee is giving me jip. As I walked to the entrance I was enticed by at least three men on bikes to buy a Lolex: cycle by Lolex watch salesmen they were.

 

On my Facebook page you will see a photo I took of a sign of a notice on the back window of a car that said “Baby in Road” ... I kid you not!

 

When you hear an older local speaking on their mobile phone before you see them you will immediately think:

 

There is a huge argument going on; or

This man has a grudge against the State and he is trying to get the world to listen

 

So Loud!

 

On arrival at the entrance to the Forbidden City they were drilling their guards. The guards in green uniforms were being drilled in turning left, moving forward one step ... all very balletic I have to say.

 

I heard and then saw my first Russian people today: three lots in the end.

 

By the end of my tour around the Forbidden City I was absolutely worn out: my knee isn’t painful but it is draining my energy. I was hiding from the rain and studying my map when a local who spoke English asked me where I was going. I told him Chongwenmen and he said he’d get a rickshaw for me ... cut a long story short, we set off with him manually pedalling me in his rickshaw. He then stopped someone in a motorised rickshaw. I paid the first man who then paid the second man. Deal done I thought and off we went. Very flexible mode of transport and we got to my hotel pretty quickly. When we stopped this driver asked for more money. Well, no language in common so I told him to follow me to the hotel where I asked one of the Hotel lads to help. Cut a long story short, he wanted the full fare from me. In the end, what this meant was that I paid the full fare. The fixer took one third for fixing the deal. The driver wanted 100%. I paid twice!! Now, it wasn’t much and all the driver wanted was the one third that the fixer took BUT I won’t use anything other than a formal taxi or the underground again. I paid a lot more for the rickshaw than I did for the taxi so that’s rubbish for a start.

 

DW

 

Beijing

I made it! It’s a long way from Khartoum to Beijing when you have to go via Doha, Dubai, Amsterdam, Manchester, Halifax, Manchester and Dubai. But it’s worth it.

 

I arrived at around 3:30 pm and after a false start when I couldn’t find the travel agent’s representative and then went to the wrong hotel I got to the proper hotel at around 5pm. Unpacked and then went straight to the Aquatic Centre to see Fran. Well, I SAW Fran but only across the pool. We’ll meet today.

 

Fabulous swimming centre and it’s right next door to the bird’s nest stadium which is just brilliant at night all lit up in red, orange and gold.

 

I travelled the length of Beijing to get from my hotel to the Olympic Green station and had to change lines twice in both directions but I only got lost right at the end when I left Chongwenmen station by the wrong door. I walked around a bit and then found a very helpful group of people willing to help me and one of them spoke English very well. She had no idea where I should go but found a man who did!

 

Off now to Tian’anman square and all that surrounds it before heading back to the aquatic centre this evening.

 

I have taken some snaps with my phone’s camera so far but will take my proper camera with me today.

 

Zai jian until later

 

DW

On the way toBeijing

I am flying Emirates to Beijing and am half way there: currently sitting at Starbucks in Dubai International Airport waiting for my connecting flight. Here are a few observations for you.

 

The first thing I did with Emirates’ fantastic entertainment system was to listen to Drip, drip, drip little April showers ... from the Disney cartoon Bambi. Can’t beat it.

 

I then watched a film about two schoolboys’ daft antics. English film with English actors set in England, in the main. One excellent moment, though, involved the really cool French exchange boy. This boy wanted to light his cigarette but didn’t have any matches or a lighter. He got several boys to line up and hold hands, with him as the last one. The first in the string of lads then touched the live wire in the street lamp they had opened up. Touch the wire, boys all jiggle a bit and French fag bursts into flames. Fantastic!

 

Two oldish Lancashire Lassies sitting across tbe aisle from me, this happened:

 

Stewardess (Korean I think with a pretty good English accent) said, as the plane was landing: Sorry, guys, can we just have your seats forward please?

Lancashire Lassie 1: (In true Lancashire Music Hall gormless style) Yer wot?

 

I cringed.

 

The pilot told us that as the weather in Dubai was warm and humid we should be careful as we went down the steps of the aircraft as they might be slippy.  I followed the two Lancashire Lassies out of the plane. Lassie 1 was OK but Lassie 2 immediately started walking very slowly and gingerly and held out her arm and hand getting ready to grasp the hand rail for dear life a full five metres before she got to it. They were then the slowest two down the steps by far.

 

As I drank my coffee I looked from time to time at the departures screen. As planes took off they were removed and new ones added ... as usual. As we got nearer and nearer to my plane being listed I started to watch more frequently as I didn’t know the gate. This is true: when it got to my plane being next to being listed, they didn’t update anything for around 10 minutes. So I got sick of looking and opened up this laptop and started typing this. As the computer was booting I took a look at the screen and lo and behold, in true watched pot never boils style, they updated the listing as soon as my back was turned.

 

DW

Queues again

How can you tell my phone's working again?

Queues: you can't beat them. Well I can't anyway.

Khartoum: boarding the plane in a normal and orderly manner when the family immediately in front of me caused a five minute hold up. I then sailed through. The security guard who then inspected our passports looked rather bored until he riffled through mine and beamed at all of my UAE, Kuwait, Oman etc stamps.

Doha: same situation. I joined the queue in a sexist manner, immediately after an attractive young lady. Our queue took a flyer and was easily beating the other queue at our gate. Until, you've guessed it, it came to someone just in front of me. Then it would have been better if I'd joined the other queue.

Dubai: I backtracked for some reason just before security and then got behind the most dithering man I've seen in a long time. Then a minute before I finished the transit desk between 50 and 70 Chinese men in identical grey boiler suits turned up go through security. How did THAT happen to me? We'll, in that case I pushed in and promoted myself significantly. I got away with it too.

Hey ho!

DW
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