The new England Football Manager

I’m sure I read somewhere that following the demise of that oaf Steve McClaren, the English Football Association was going to have a root and branch review and look far and wide for a new manager of the England football team. Well, all of about three weeks later they’ve got their man. Astonishingly fast workers these people at the FA. Why astonishing? Well, since we won the World cup in 1966 we’ve hardly been that blessed with success have we? The found McClown in about three days. Don’t give me semi finals here and quarter finals there because we all know a lot of that level of success has come in the usual England fashion as other teams fell by the wayside and England squeaked through.

 

I don’t know the gentleman replacing Mr McClown but he simply cannot be any worse. After all, it was written that McClown is the worst England manager ever: perhaps the fact that they called him the Coach rather than the manager was the start of his downfall? We need to worry too now that Sven Goran Eriksson is doing so well at Manchester City after such a lousy time as the England Manager (or was he the Coach as well?). Again, someone will point out the number of wins and semi finals and such ... the truth is, the England team cannot play proper football and whatever the results said, we were not happy with the style under Sven any more than the quality under McClown.

 

The England team is filled with players who have no idea of team work: no idea of how to work out ON THE PITCH how to cope with a situation they weren’t expecting. I don’t want to hear people like Gerrard and Lampard telling us that they’d die for their captain John Terry when they patently will not die for their fans. I watch every England game and say the same thing every time: where is the new Alan Ball to hound his team mates? Why can’t we have someone like Roy Keane who gave his all every game, albeit for Scabchester United? Look at Scotland the other week against world champions Italy, they fared very well I thought and I was sorry they lost.

 

I overhead Peter Reid as we boarded a flight to Dubai from Manchester just after the Croatia debacle say that he felt he could play better than half the England team even now. At least they could give it a go, he then said. Everyone within earshot nodded at that. Reid caught our mood exactly.

 

I’ve said it before and let me say it again: a dead Brian Clough and an aged Jack Charlton would be preferable to someone like McClown. Never again, please; and if this new gentleman proves that success with England is still not a possibility then these people at the top of the English FA must do the decent thing and beggar off themselves. I for one would go down to Lancaster Gate and suggest such a thing if they can’t think of it for themselves.

 

DW