What do you do
a) If there is a lizard hiding inside the air conditioning unit?
b) A mouse hiding behind the wardrobe?
a) DO NOT poke the lizard with a stick so that it runs INSIDE the air conditioner and into the fan blades thus rendering it inoperative and necessitating a call to the air conditioning engineers
b) RUN AWAY in fright and ask the young slip of a lass of a maid to chase it under your ever watchful eye so that she can catch it with her bare hands and then throw it off the balcony where it either survives or the fall kills it
These are possibly top tips.
DW
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