Gentlemen, when trying to woo a lady by mail, the following two genuine examples are best avoided
· I don’t have a job, I don’t have any money and I am on benefits but I would like to get to know you ...
· (Having enclosed a photograph of himself, this gent said) Don’t let the tattoos and scars put you off ...
Honestly, I have read these in genuine love letters!
DW
No comments:
Post a Comment