3.5.10

Hung Parliament? My @rse

I have largely avoided the current nonsense “General Election” taking place in the UK; but can’t help hearing over and over again how certain everyone is that this election is balanced on a knife edge. These pundits all seem to KNOW that there is going to be a hung parliament.

Well, let me reassure everyone that the parliament will not be hung. There may be a surprise or two but it will not be a hung parliament.

Who will win? Well, I am not one of those know alls and I have not been anywhere near the campaign so will not say. My dream is that a good old fashioned true liberal socialist government is returned but with nothing of the like of Gordon Brown as Prime Minister.

I also hope that should the Tories win that David Cameron fails to become its leader and that William (Billy the Beer) Hague does not, repeat not, sit in the cabinet and represent the UK in any foreign capacity: let’s keep him a secret. Otherwise it will be far too embarrassing for me.

I also want Michael Gove NOT to be Education Minister because he has ignored the campaign to keep A Levels honest. George Osborne cannot, please cannot, become Chancellor of the Exchequer either.

Otherwise, they will do what on earth they like. They are campaigning as if they mean it! Liars!

DW

2 comments:

duncanwil said...

OK so I was wrong about the UK parliament being hung ... it is. Good! This will be good for Britain if it is managed properly. Horse trading going on at the moment will turn into much more careful government than normal. I predict that there will be a new general election within a year. Gordon Brown is hanging on as Prime Minister in a shameful way. What on earth for, Brown?

chris sivewright said...

The Liberals have a lot more power than people think - here's a handy article (that you may care to develop) that explains why:

http://blogs.ft.com/undercover/2010/05/why-its-fair-that-lib-dems-got-8-per-cent-of-seats-23-per-cent-of-votes/#comments