This is true: well, I can't verify the assassin part; but the rest is as it happened.
The clown next to me on the plane said he is an assassin on his way to Thailand to carry out a contract killing.
He proceeded to drink around 10 brandies. At one point he stood up and walked away from his seat without taking his headset off. He also tripped over his TV screen as we were sitting in bukhead seats.
At the end of the flight he fell down the aircraft steps but I broke his fall and then he stumbled into the loo in the airport transit area where he spewed his ring!
Hey, teach me the ways of the assassin, Grasshopper!
His greasy long hair and tattoos didn't cut it for me either!
DW
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