Feminists: you did something bad, really bad

Just read this article, everyone.

https://m.devex.com/news/breastfeeding-needs-more-aid/81555?mkt_tok=3RkMMJWWfF9wsRonuK%2FOce%2FhmjTEU5z16ewrUaayhokz2EFye%2BLIHETpodcMS8ZlPK%2BTFAwTG5toziV8R7bNKc1r2NkQXBfn

Now, when you meet a feminist just tell her to stop worrying about portraits of women on a bank note and worry about the catastrophic consequences of bottle rather thab breast fed babies.

It's shocking.

DW

Lungfish or Abouttodiefish?

This fish was skittering across the garden: wither and whence I know not!

Is it a lungfish?

I made a very short video ... usual story, i can't upload from this app. Will try another way.

DW

UPDATE: when we returned from Bangkok the fish had gone! No one else knew it was in the pot so i assume it went over the wall in good old POW fashion!!

Another Moth!

This week I have seen and snapped a Tiger Moth and a half inch long frog in the loo here. Yesterday I found this one ... it's an Arctiid Moth according to http://marianlyman.wordpress.com/. Notice the image of a Lion's Head at the top of the back ... well, Lion's head as far as I can see!

What next I wonder as I ponder in the backa beyonda!! DW

Mozzie Man!

This man appeared with his smokey equipment the other day. Exciting while it lasted.

The idea is, mosquitoes eradicated.

DW

The Book ... Orf We Jolly Well!!

Here I am with manuscript in hand!

DW

Gnatwest Bank

I first opened an account with GnatWest in 1971 and, although i haven't always banked with them, for the last 10 or more years i have: maybe 20 years altogether.

Due to a blip, my fault or theirs i am not sure, i need a three WEEK line of credit. 

I called them on Friday and was handed over to a man who said there were three options available but you can't have any of them. Sorry, bye. I said the money in my fixed term deposit that matures in three weeks can easily be collateral for this three week line. No it can't. Bye!

That was it!

I complained over the rudeness of the man: not his decision but his rudeness. I also complained that a twelve month deposit suddenly became a thirteen month deposit: a) maybe i hadn't noticed this so maybe that was my fault b) this is the cause of my cash flow blip.

I had a call from a sympathetic customer complaints person on Friday and shared with her the rude emails i had received. She didn't acknowledge any of them so when i came to email her again last night for what i perceive as further sub standard service a) she had forgotten who i was in the space of three days and b) asked me for a complaints reference number which she had never shared with me.

Last night, Monday, i called the bank again and again asked BY NAME for my business manager. I had his mobile phone number before ... disconnected; i had his direct email address before, unavailable.

They ignored my request and put me through to the business "team" and guess who answered: the same rude man as last Friday. He started by saying, i already told you the answer. I said i didn't ask to speak to you ... Is my business manager in? Yes ... silence. Is he available ... silence! Then, not at the moment. I can ask him to call you back if you like but it won't do you any good. I gave him my number and waited for the return call. So far, nothing.

In the meantime i have been tweeting GnatWestBusiness and they suggest that their systems might be effective ... I tell them they are not. They promised last night they would get my business manager to call me, too. Ha ha!

This is the story so far!

DW

Can you Sing a Rainbow? And Another One? And Another One ...?

Not the world's best rainbow photo. I delayed a couple of minutes before taking it ... mistake 1. Then i only had my iPhone with me ... mistake 2.

Never mind, no one else in the universe has taken this photo!!

Did you know that every rainbow is accompanied by a fainter rainbow. If the rainbow is very bright, you should easily see its companion.

However, did you know that every rainbow has not just one but two, three ... many more companion rainbows even though we can't always see them

DW

Village Views

Just a few views from around the village ... Here they are: Buddhist Lent including morning service and in the evening a local dance troupe that was nice to watch ... young but well drilled dancers The braw bricht moolit nicht was hardly braw! Ready meal: chicken and rice ... didn't have my zoom lens unfortunately! I loved the Buffalo teeth ... I went back there especially to snap them! The paper lantern never got off the ground for some reason: it was a bit breezy and I assume that didn't help but many managed to get away. DW DW

Kitchen Designed

We had a man round yesterday! He came to measure our kitchen and design it with us.

Apart from one ridiculously expensive cupboard which we didn't need, i think we've done well.

We'll see in a month or so anyway, once it's been fitted.

DW

We got Plastered but no Headache

This happened today: we got plastered. A different kind of plaster to what we see in the UK; more like another layer of cement.

DW

We Thought it was a Good Idea

The master bedroom is quite big but a bit narrow where the bed is going to be and we just didn't appreciate that from the plans. We had an idea. Then another idea. Then a master plan.

The master bedroom is going to be a master suite: bedroom, dressing room, shower room, all en suite.

In the meantime, this is the immediate result of our change of plan:

DW

Car Gets its Plates

The car's ready with its number plates now: lucky number too ...

9+6+5+6

= 26

2+6

= 8

DW

The House: the latest

I am in Bangkok but Namwan has gone to supervise the house. Here are the latest photos.

DW

Mexico City Photos

Here are some ohotos rrom my trip last week DW

mexico City Photos

Successful Week

I had a very successful week in Mexico City including a city tour on the final afternoon, after work had finished.

Excellent delegates, very good location.

The trip home to Bangkok was uneventful but long. Had that very   inconvenient pick up thy baggage experience at New York again: a waste of an hour. That was offset by the best Emirates lounge outside of Dubai: great layout and very good staff.

DW

Black is the new Invisible

Of late I have been going to and staying in places with dark furniture, low level lighting conditions, carrying black lined suitcases.

Here's the thing.

Trying to find a black wire attached to a black charger in a black lined suitcase in a dimly lit room with no windows is a thorough nightmare.

The hotel I am staying in at the moment has a dark wood panelled theme. I open the wardroobe door and even though the light  outside the wardrobe is on, it takes me a while to find my black socks!

Lighten up world!

DW

Coffee Makers

You don't want to forget to put the cup under the spigot of the coffee maker in your hotel room.

Otherwise i can imagine the complete mess you would have to clean up!

Another top tip from ...

DW

The Bard of Bangkok

Our Secretary of State for Education has pronounced that children of 5 to 10 should learn things like poetry and stuff. In a discussion forum on the internet, I penned this ode. Oh! Flippin' 'eck and misery me What ever can that Gove chap be? Is he a gadfly or a pantomime horse? I doubt that I shall pass HIS course. I cannot deny that literature fair is something grand, even debonair but forcing children as young s five to read this stuff just cannot jive I quite agree with that dandy Gove that learning is one's treasure trove but there is just one thing to take as a rule the majority of us do not go to public school In other words, Gove out! Duncan

Oh! by the way ... about your lost luggage

... we'd like to tell you that we've done it to you again! Hope you don't mind. See you soon: pip, pip! For the third time in a row, one or other airline and/or a national security system has decided that I don't need my clothes, toiletries and so on when I arrive at my destination so they have kept them in New York. For a while. The people at the airport here were very nice and informative. The concierge at the hotel has taken my document and is poised ... I took the view after the KLM/Egypt Air debacle in April that there will be no more stress and no more chasing of delayed luggage. If it comes it comes. I will certainly never spend £120 of my own money again to solve a problem that they caused. If necessary, I will wait until I am going home and see what they tell me at every airport I touch on the way back. I have lived before for a week in the same clothes ... washing smalls in the evening and then drying them overnight. I travel dressed in a smart casual way anyway and my clients are very tolerant of lost luggage. I never travel in jeans. So let's see what happens this week. They told me that the next flight from New York would arrive at 5 am today ... and they would deliver my case to my hotel. Someone else at the airport told me that the security people in New York often hold bags back for special analysis ... well, good luck to them. I'll keep you informed.

UPDATE Sunday 7th August, Andy Murray Day, my suitcase arrived! It took me ages to break the seal the airline had secured it with. All is well.

DW