Any arachnophiles reading this? There's been a spider on my ceiling for a few days now. I checked on Tuesday to see if it was still alive and it was ... gave it a bit of a nudge and it twitched: then it settled back down again and it's still there! So, that spider's been in the same place for at least four or five days: no web, no movement as far as I know and no food. What is this spider waiting for? When will it realise that dinner just isn't going to come calling? Is it just waiting to die? Answers on a postcard please! DW

Mrs W NEEDED to go to the Sales today to buy a couple of odds and ends. I did not like the cushions for our living room she had her eye on: I love things medieval ... but not as a focal point of my living room that has nothing else medieval in it. So we didn't buy them then. Then I decided I NEEDED a sandwich and a drink whilst Mrs W was buying goodness knows what. Marks and Spencer Oxford has installed a serve yourself till that we thought we'd have a crack at. The couple before us had a bad experience with the machine; but thinking that it must have been their fault we sallied forth and had a go. We needed to call the assitant over almost immediately ... and again within a minute as it told us that we needed to get help ... then it gave us another dose of zero encouragement so we ditched that idea and moved over to a proper till! Looks like M&S has some work to do on that system. Speaking of having work to do, one of M&S's other machines was out of order and they had a notice apologising for "... any inconveniances". M&S recruits pretty good people on average so this DOUBLE mistake was a bit of a surprise. If anyone from M&S ever reads this, they should take note and send me a voucher for my services! DW

Let's talk about bowels! Having been a veggie for around 12 years or so and only eating meat for one day a year, I need to remind myself about the perils thereof! Taking sausages, bacon, turkey, more sausages and sausage rolls on board all of a sudden wreaks havoc with the old alimentary canal. I enjoyed the Christmas dinner and the company that went with it and I enjoyed my traditional Christmas morning breakfast (monster fry up) that I've been doing since around 1975 but there's a payback. Today was much better and whatever needed to come to pass seems to have come to pass. Sayeth the Lord!! DW

A nice Xmas Day came and went. Up and about early and made an excellent breakfast, with my vegetarianism suspended for the day ... as usual, I stop being a veggie for Xmas Day. So, a fry up to start the day: smoked bacon, sausages, potato cakes, baked beans and a fried egg. Mmmm! Then unwrapping the gifts ... lots of books, a DVD, diary, pullover ... then stuffing and cooking the Turkey. Mrs W got involved and we prepared a delicious repast for our guests and ourselve. Tucked in at around 1430 and although we didn't bloat ourselves, the pudding and custard added a layer of blubber that was most welcome. Drank a little bit: Bollinger Champagne to go with dinner and a couple of beers with tea ... Xmas cake baked by yours truly in October, trifle, sausage rolls and other odds and ends and a cheese board with cheeses from Yorkshire, France, Italy, Norway and Leicestershire! Talked to my two sons and finished the day with a tipple of Armagnac ... why did I bother with that? Woke up at 0230 with hiccups and then felt a bit groggy as I woke up at 0825 ... that's very late for me. Boxing Day now and even though the Sales have started my motto is NO SHOPPING! Mrs W has plans!!! DW

Doreen wrote from Malta to ask about environmental management accounting: here are the links I found for her: Hello there Doreen, I put the phrase Management Environmental Accounting into Google and these are the kinds of things that it came back with. I hope these set you on your way. If you repeat this search you will find a lot of good corporate links to environmental reporting. From the Ricoh Group Environmental Accounting: this site if for the year 2001 and they have data for 2000, 1999 and 1998 at least, too. There is a lot of information on this page and could be a really good starting point for you. How about the Environmental Management Accounting (EMA) International Website? A lot of links here to articles and other sites. There’s a link down the bottom of the left hand side of the page to the ACCA Student’s Newsletter that has articles about environmental accounting: this is well worth a look … again, another really good starting point! There’s also links to the United Nations EMA working group, environmental management accounting research and information center (EMARIC), Take a look at this from Japan: ... some useful ideas on indicators for accountants and environmentalists. You have probably heard of the company Sharp, here’s their contribution to your assignment. This is another corporate site and it gives you a lot of data from their environmental accounting records. Go to the Environmental Management Systems Institute at the University of Florida. They provide a few useful looking links including “The Environmental Management Systems Alliance (EMS Alliance) is a business and industry/government/academic partnership that encourages networking and peer consultation with the goal of helping organizations develop or improve an environmental management system.”; and a number of other issues and organisations. They also provide a link to ISO14000. In case the ISO 1400x series is useful for you, go to ISO14000.org and see what you can find: including this link that tells you a lot about ISO 14001 … There you are Doreen. I think this will jump start your work very well. Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with and how you get on with your assignment. Best wishes DW

I have taken a look at the television schedules for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day: what an absolute mess! They seem to have taken a look at how to put together a good set of programmes as people are feasting, getting together, looking to be entertained ... and then thrown that idea away and gone for something much more uselsss. I hope it's going to be much better where you are! DW

Final notes on Sarajevo until 2003 and maybe my final update on the BANANA SAGA, ever: I got down to breakfast for my final breakfast of this part of my time there to find NO BANANAS. The three or four bananas that have been waiting for me every morning since I learned how to overcome the banana failures had gone. I think the people who were checking out as I went down to the dining room had eaten them! How selfish. What they couldn't know was that I had TWO bananas in my room and just before I left for home I ate them! So a bit of a shock but no terminal disease! You'll think I'm mad with talk of this banana saga: maybe! I'm home for Christmas. Courtesy of Austrian Airlines and two of their finest sandwiches I got home at around 11pm last night, Friday. Can you believe it that the area where I live had been plunged into darkness by a power cut ... modern Britain, eh? The house is all decked up: tree with lights, tinsel, baubles and GIFTS underneath it, christmas cars on the matelpiece. All we have to do now is the shopping ... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The shopping! DW

I meddle with learning curves from time to time and you can imagine my delight when I found that the very famous Charles Babbage published a book in 1832 in which he gave an example of learning curves in action. I have incorporated that example in my own learning curves presentation, for your delight! It's a PowerPoint Presentation so may be a bit slow to start with. You can ask for the speaker's notes to go with it too, by clicking on the email link on the final slide. DW

Isn't it nice to receive something like this in the mail, unannounced? thanks for allowing me the privilege of reading your excellent work on your website That's all s/he said and it came from "g" Much appreciated DW

Just trawling the web sometimes can bring forth pearls. Here's part of a course description from Autumn 1995 from the University of Pennsylvania: The Age of Reason? English 3.303 The eighteenth century is often called an age of reason, propriety, and enlightenment; but it was also an age of squalor, filth, disease, crime, prostitution, violence, and insanity: and these less attractive (but perhaps more interesting) elements are favorites of eighteenth-century writers ... no punches pulled there! However, take a look at some songs from this period: bawdy they are! DW

Saturday morning and there's a major BANANA INCIDENT to report. Who'd have thought that early Saturday morning would be a controversial time to go down to breakfast? I'm not one of those who can sleep in at the weekends until goodness knows when: I wake up at the same time as I do during the week ... I've been blessed with a non idling brain I'm afraid. So breakfast can be as early on Saturday and Sunday as it is on Monday and the rest of the week. So this morning I went down for breakfast at around 7:45 or so and got the feeling that I might have been the first there: certainly one of the first. The fruit bowl was replete. I found three, no four, bananas. As I stood there serving my muesli and milk, glass of milk and cup of coffee I thought "I think I'll have TWO bananas today to make up for the missing ones!" I went for and took one banana, honest I was only going to have one when two people burst out of the kitchen: dressed in black fatigues and looking menacing, they shouted "Down, put those bananas down. Put those bananas down. NOOOOWWW!" I was shocked and they knew it. They came forward menacingly as I froze, unable to deal with this banana situation. I didn't know what to do: what would you do? Put down just the ONE banana or try and answer them: but I've only got one? They wouldn't believe me, anyway. If I just admitted to one banana, they'd insist on searching me but then they'd have to accuse me of eating the second one ... and the skin?? My banana arm must have twitched and the tall fat one shouted "Put those bananas back in the fruit bowl or we'll have to take you out". Gulp, they were serious: who were they? What did they want? In the book I'm reading at the moment the author describes a situation like this: I'll do what he did ... call their bluff. I'll tough it out, I thought. I said "No! I've only got one banana and I'm keeping it. There was no banana for me yesterday and I've a jolly good mind to take another one if you don't behave yourself." The shorter of the two froze now. He stood stock still. His eyes narrowed. As his friend caught up with him, he put his hand on his shoulder and said in a low, serious voice, "Let me deal with this." I said "Deal all you like." Beads of sweat had formed on my brow and my legs were turning funny. I knew that in the book the man who toughed it out took a beating that landed him in hosptal for a month and rehabilitation for four months after that. Who was I trying to fool: I'm a coward! All this for the sake of a banana? "No banana yesterday, you say?" "No!" "Just one banana today, you say?" "Yes! Why would I take two?" "We thought ... " "Of course not!" "Oh, OK then." And off they went: strutting their way back to the kitchen. To pounce another day, perhaps? I must write up to someone. They gave me a huge fright! I think I'll call them the banana bunch! Just be careful what you say to yourself as you stand next to the banana bowl, that's all I can say!! DW

The previous entry was a joke! Did you guess? DW

I like lists and here's a tribute to the British swimmers out in Mar del Plata as I write this. Let's hear it for those plucky swimmers! From the British Swimming site again here's: The IPC World Swimming Championships take place in Mar del Plata, Argentina between Tuesday 10th December and Monday 16th December. The British squad of 40 comprises: James Anderson (Broxburn) Sarah Bailey (City of Salford) Ritchie Barber (City of Salford Elaine Barratt (Out to Swim, London) Gemma Bennett (Redbridge Borough) Nicholas Boylan (City of Canterbury) Kenny Cairns (Port Glasgow Otters) Jeanette Chippington (Slough and Eton Dolphins) Jenny Coughlin (Tyldesley) James Crisp (Nova Centurian, Nottingham) Jody Cundy (Hatfield) Murray Dingwall (Aberdeen SC) Gareth Duke (Torfaen) Melanie Easter (Camphill Edwardians) Chris Fox (Loughborough Town) Chris Hendy (Northgate) Rhiannon Henry (Bridgend County Swim Squad) Jemma Houghton (Hackney Warriors) Elizabeth Johnson (Torfaen) Natalie Jones (Colchester Phoenix) Sascha Kindred (City of Manchester Aquatics) Dervis Konuralp (Hackney Warriors) Darrren Leach (RTW Monson) Rebecca Lee (INCAS, Scotland) Nyree Lewis (City of Manchester Aquatics) Andrew Lindsay (Glenrothes) Giles Long (Barnet Copthall) Maggie McEleny ( Port of Glasgow Otters) Emma Mounkley (City of Manchester Aquatics) Chris Pugh (City of Manchester Aquatics) Tim Reddish (City of Newcastle David Roberts (Stirling HPC) Oliver Roberts (City of Bradford) Ian Sharpe (City of Cambridge) Anthony Stephens (Bridgewater) Jane Stidever (Leicester Penguins) Matthew Walker (City of Manchester Aquatics) Frances Williamson (Colchester Phoenix) Tracy Wiscombe (City of Manchester Aquatics) Marc Woods (Barnet Copthall) DW

FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS It's happened again: Fran's got another Silver medal and another record. Here's the news from the British Swimming site, just scroll down a bit ... As well as Sarah Bailey silver, another 4 silvers were won on the day. There were new British records for Rhiannon Henry in the S13 100m Butterfly and Fran Williamson in the S3 50m Backstroke. Don't have the details yet, but well done again Fran. DW

FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS Two more medals a Bronze and a GOLD: see the story of the gold ... scroll down to read The female 20 point Freestyle relay team of Fran Williamson (Cambridge), Maggie McEleny (Greenock), Natalie Jones (Colchester) and Jeanette Chippington (Slough) also dominated their race and won convincingly in a new British record time. It's just as good in the Bronze story, same link, next paragraph but one: There were also seven bronze medals won by the team. The six individual medals going to Rhiannon Henry, Bridgend (S13-400 Freestyle, British record), Fran Williamson, Cambridge (S3-200m Freestyle, British record), Anthony Stephens, Bridgewater (S5-200 Freestyle, British record), Giles Long, Barnet (SM8-200m Individual Medley, British record), James Crisp, Nottingham (S9-100m Freestyle) and Ian Sharpe, Cambridge (S12-100m Butterfly). When I get the times, you can rest assured that they'll appear here!! DW

FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS FRAN NEWS Family connections have found the results page. Here's Fran's first result: look how young she is (17 years) compared with the rest of them (average age of the rest = 30 years) This Blog doesn't seem to like tables so forgive the huge gap below! Event 27 Women 50 LC Metre Freestyle S3 S3

	Name	Age	Team	Finals
1	Valle, Patricia	33	Mex	1:04.43
2	Williamson, Frances	17	Gbr	1:06.71
3	Conradi, Annke	37	Ger	1:06.85
4	Barroso, Susana	28	Por	1:10.75
5	Zuazua Del Estal, Amaia	26	Esp	1:13.64
6	Shcterbinin, Marina	30	Isr	1:21.36
7	Vaza, Perpetua	39	Por	1:22.45
--	Kodama, Tomoko	27	Jpn	DQ

Find these results from the Official Site for Day 1 by clicking on the link on the menu on the left of the screen. Keep clicking! DW

Then there's Dan Rather on CBS: is he alive or is he just a video montage from a former century? I know that news readers need to be neutral people but there's neutral and there's seeming brain death. Sorry, just how he appears to me. No offence intended as he's probably paid to act the way he does. DW

Something's got to give in the BANANA SAGA. Flushed with success from yesterday I went down for breakfast maybe a shade later than yesterday ... no bananas in the fruit bowl BUT there were two men each with a banana or banana skin on their table. One had finished and the other was making a meal of it by having only eaten half of his. I thought, has he read my Blog from yesterday? Has he been sent to torment me by leaving half a banana knowing that I could never enjoy the bit that he wouldn't eat? Then he ate it. Of course neither of these two could have enjoyed their bananas as much as I would have. Moreover, why don't they take one of the many apples, pears, oranges or kiwi fruits that are on offer? I considered making an announcement. I have also considered asking the hotel to hide a banana for me or have the waiter bring one to me under all circumstances! I'll keep you posted. DW

Lolling around last night and Monty Python's Flying Circus came on the Bosnian television channel that trips over to English after around 9pm. The audio was all in English and they had Bosnian sub titles. I just wonder how much of this got through to the Bosnian language. Also, did it matter that some of the comedy involved jokes about people like David coleman, Peter West and Brian Johnstone? If you're a fan and can remember that far back, how about the Beethoven sketch involving a Mynah bird and his wife constantly coming in to interrupt, ask questions and do the vacuuming? The Mynah bird mimes something to which Beethoven responds, "I'm not deaf yet!" ... How about the two very camp High Court judges sketch as they limp wrist their way through what happened to them in Court 1 today? The locals could see the camp but do they have limp wristed people like that either in reality or in their comedy? I must ask!! DW

A picture I took on the way to work yesterday morning: notice the way I have managed to catch a few snowflakes in the flash ... a rare talent! As a bonus I've resurrected my Surprise visit by Santa from last year, too! DW